back dat bunny up
Added 2018-11-14 00:00:03 +0000 UTCi made myself a list of 8 different projects i want to work on each day. when i work on the for an hour, i put a check mark on them.
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"So, i'm starting a kicstarter, any chance you'd be my patron?" "wat." "Yeah, you know what-" "I know what a kickstarter is... i paid you for a lapdance." "Yeah, but this is my side job until i can get my funding, i'm an engineer, i've been working on thi revolutionary new pump tha-" "Wait... pump? I've got my kingdom that has a lot of problems with aqueducts!" "So... will you back my kickstarter?" "Girl? I can offer you a job." "Sorry, big boy, but this girl likes to stay independent." "What?! But i'm a king?" "Yeah. Not mine. You want my pump? Back my kickstarter, i'll send you the plans and-" "I CAN MAKE YOU RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST EXPECTATIONS! I AM A KING!" "Yeah, i heard you the first time. I'll be rich for like 5 seconds while i work on your pump and then be miserable because you will ask only pumps of me for the rest of my life." "That's... *ah-ehm*... could we talk about something else while you're doing this lapdance? Because all this talking about pumping for the rest of your life... you know... isn't helping keeping me focused on the fact that YOU'RE A FREAKING ENGINEER AND I WANT TO HIRE YOU!" "Okay, but only as long as i can create more than just pumps for the rest of my life." "Sure. I mean. Sure!" "No takebacks." "Okay!" "Here's my contract." "WAT. uh... exactly.... where were you keeping it?!"
Simone Spinozzi
2018-11-14 11:24:13 +0000 UTC
