"Hi there! Have you listened to the good tale of our lord and saviour Mar?"
"Oh! Yes! I've got volumes up to the eleventh!"
"Wh- ... uh?!"
"He was here two weeks ago! He signed them!"
"..."
"Do you... do you want to see them?" *heavy breathing*
"... uhhhhhh ... good.... good JOB! Yes! Sorry but we're on a tight schedule! You don't need us!"
"I DO! NOBODY EVER SPEAKS TO ME! I NEED SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS!" *heavy breathing* *picks a Mar action figure.* "See? Limited edition!"
"..."
Steps aside shows inside. A large painting of mar with a rose between his teeth. "I've had it commissioned!"
"..." *heavy perspiration*
"I've even got-" *the tip of a dakimakura starts to peek in the door as it gets dragged*
"WE THANK YOU FOR THE SPONSORSHIP! GOOD JOB! WE MUST LEAVE! UNBELIEVERS NEED US! BAI!"