Commission for Snafu
Added 2025-11-17 18:30:59 +0000 UTC
Timelapse recording - https://mega.nz/file/1iIDDYpY#NFg-JItKPy2jKzF6MAs_yLWGsX9O4xTeBG1FD_3Agfg
A really fun Helldivers sketch for Snafu! https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snafu47/
[intercepted transmission]
D1 - Something isn't right... I thought we'd see more bugs in these tunnels --- Hey? Where's E3?
S2 - I thought he was right behind you? E3 respo---
A4 - Everyone shut up! Do you hear that?... STALKERS
D1 - AhhhZZZZSHHhhAAHhhhhshhhh --
A4 - Green behind you! NO Damnit! Eat Lead you un-democratic freaks! How about a nice cup of Lib-Er-TE--- GAH! What the hell... what's that shaking? Oh no... Democracy save us ---
// To all Helldivers, this is a direct order from High Command, all active Helldivers are to proceed to EVAC points and get offworld immediately! Super Destroyer fleet is commencing a full retreat from Oshuane.
Planet-side Bug activity is much higher than anticipated, outposts throughout the planet are being overrun. Gloom spore plumes are interfering with intelligence gathering...
Those damn bugs lured us here... they... They set a trap? How?
Warning: Unusual Planet Side Seismic Activity detected
What the hell is that? It's... Huge? Oh no, someone up top messed up... Someone REALLY messed up. //
[End Transmission Log]
