Nerding Day: The Adventures of Ronald McDonald
Added 2025-02-28 13:00:17 +0000 UTC
One of the great things about garbage archaeology is bringing life to forgotten or broken art. Why, with a pioneering spirit and state-of-the-art image manipulation software, I can add whimsy or even zaniness to something as worthless as a 58-year-old McDonald's comic book! But something strange happened while I did that. I don't know if it was clown magic or marketing forces beyond my understanding, but no matter how many times I edited Ronald McDonald's word bubbles to say something funny or even zany, they kept changing back.
So I don't know what to do. I guess I'm going to upload what I have and hope it still makes sense with all of Ronald McDonald's dialog still exactly as it first appeared in 1967.
Ah, comedy! That beloved lady of laughs! Nggh. She inspires zaniness even in the most unlikely of places! For instance, what's this!? Huh? A 1967 Ronald McDonald comic!? N-no. Oh my, this is the kind of outrageousness that has so many like yourself dialing 1-900-HOT-DOG for laughs! Hrrk!
This article was brought to you by our fine sponsor and Hot Dog Supreme: toasty god, a mayor of quejustthebe ginningjus, tthebe ginn i ngju st thebegin ning!
You can read this article and every other one on the much better in every way 1900HOTDOG.COM
Comments
They served Him once but vowed never again to spill blood in His name.
Steve Murphy
2025-03-07 20:41:33 +0000 UTCThis comic is an excellent prequel to the Mic & Mac NES game. Now we understand why the titular duo entered McDonald Land, to cleanse the seven kingdoms of evil while pretending to serve the Prime Demon Clown
Mister Sinistar
2025-03-02 20:22:30 +0000 UTCWell it always make me smile to see one of these. In fact I can’t stop smiling now for some reason, and why do I suddenly smell cheap burgers?
drake godzilla
2025-03-01 13:43:46 +0000 UTCI know you have hard choices to make but how was this not Upsetting Day? I mean, it's funny as fuck but also I'm so upset.
Bonnybedlam
2025-03-01 00:45:32 +0000 UTCWhen Rip Hunter destroyed the fabric of time itself, some fool tried to patch the wound with clown and this is the horrible result. The consolation I can offer is at least they did not try to patch it with popsicle.
Jeff Orasky
2025-02-28 22:41:53 +0000 UTCChristian Clowns?
Eon
2025-02-28 21:14:45 +0000 UTCwell im probly relatin to the wrong part of this but i have also had the experience of burger breath betraying my attempts at stealth
sissyneck
2025-02-28 19:48:39 +0000 UTCProbably doesn’t help these kids were drinking out of their limited edition mcd’s cups. And now after that, I’m just going to quote noisepuppet if y’all don’t mind: “if an egg McMuffin sounds good, you are wasted” “I do believe this mailbox is assaulting me”
Devon the Rogue Supreme
2025-02-28 18:29:56 +0000 UTCYou know, I’ve read every photoshopped comic Sean’s ever done…and this one might be my favorite.
Chris “Ace” Hendrix
2025-02-28 18:16:51 +0000 UTCWE SHALL ALL BECOME BURGER!!!
DustysRadTitle
2025-02-28 18:11:23 +0000 UTCIt seems like an eternity since I last had a Big Mac, yet it feels like it's still there...NOW I understand.
Kevin Hanlon
2025-02-28 18:08:46 +0000 UTC
