Best of 2024 - Teamworking🌭

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Punsteria

The idea behind Teamworking Day is that some artifacts are simply too cursed to tackle alone. It’s like The Drift in Pacific Rim, a reference everyone understands and values. When somebody tried to teach a faulty AI how to make grade school puns and then removed all the safety measures, it took Seanbaby and Brockway working in tandem just to spread out the psychic damage to non-lethal levels.

The Austin Powers Collectible Card Game

There were Austin Powers trading cards. That’s not surprising. Everything had a trading card in the ‘90s. What’s surprising is these were part of a functional CCG. Yeah, Baby! We’re not saying “yeah, baby!” We’re playing Yeah, Baby! Somebody gave gameplay stats to the phrase “yeah, baby!”

Captain Al Cohol

In the 1970s, the Canadian government needed to address the problem of rampant alcoholism among its indigenous people. They knew they needed to do this sensitively, by making a comic book. That was already a bad idea, and then they created the world’s first alcoholic superhero. Then they made him white. And then they had him crash a snowmobile into a telephone pole.

Muryo Waza

There’s nothing more Hot Dog than a maniac writing a kung-fu manual. Except maybe if that Kung-fu manual is also based on unlikely animals, obscure clip-art, and clocks, clocks, clocks.

Double Red Lucky

Your life is a mess, and that’s because you’re not drinking enough Good Life Forever Happy Floor Wash and Foot Antiseptic. Only every third item in the Double Red Lucky catalog can save you.