Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake Shirt
Added 2024-09-14 18:00:05 +0000 UTCYou didn’t ask for the Hot Dog Handshake, but it found you anyway. Now what are you gonna do about it?

You should probably buy the shirt, it seems like the safest option. Answers a whole lot of questions at a glance and conveniently covers most of your torso, what more could you want?

Comments
This seems like an almost Punsteria level of confusion. Are we sure it didn’t Skynet Brockway?
Clifford Tunnell
2024-09-15 00:22:23 +0000 UTCHave you checked the Hotdog offices for a gas leak? I think you should check... (man I worry about these guys)
Chuck Suffel
2024-09-14 20:59:26 +0000 UTCI found this shirt utterly confusing, so I bought it.
Gumballhead the Cat
2024-09-14 18:38:02 +0000 UTC