Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 164, Gorilla Flow with Jason Pargin
Added 2024-02-28 12:59:01 +0000 UTCBrockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.
Comments
Bring back Pargin and give us the Telekinesis Berry episode, cowards. I challenge you to a 1,900 pt Warhammer and/or Magic: The Gathering du-du DU du du du-DUAL! Good 'morrow to you Sirs and Madams I love you goodbye
Dinosaur Bacon
2024-08-22 20:21:06 +0000 UTCLoved your output for years and discovered your podcast last year. Listening to Gorilla Flow convinced me to cancel other patreons and give to yours. Thanks for all the fish.
Pascal-Olivier Labrecque
2024-04-21 15:20:28 +0000 UTCSo, re-listening to this, I think maybe his dad died from having surgery in a OR that allowed visitors to come in and watch (also, I work with surgical catheters...and the most horrifically huge ones are like a foot long and half an inch thick).
Skink
2024-03-26 02:33:04 +0000 UTCDr. Leo Shub is also known for VIP Botox.
Scribbler Johnny
2024-03-12 18:56:12 +0000 UTCHe thinks that gives him plausible deniability.
Kevin Hanlon
2024-03-03 01:47:53 +0000 UTCDoing the good Lord's work, son!
1900HOTDOG
2024-03-02 13:37:45 +0000 UTCJason mentioned Tupi Tea, and I found the video for that, presented by Dr Leo(nel?) Shub, famous FBI doctor who uses a recent breakthrough in nano-technology to tell about the secret sex organ in your body that controls your dick: https://youtu.be/mdbUfL4D80I?si=r0rQkbVKJSp22zL8 Not to mention the dick vampires and dick Van Hellsing.
David
2024-03-02 06:30:42 +0000 UTCI don't want to participate in libel, BUT I'm 80% sure the narrator's voice is that of two-time winner of the Audio Publishers Association's Best Male Narrator Audie Award, Edoardo Ballerini. It took me a while to place the voice, but I recognized him from his excellent work on the audiobook for Ted Chiang's Exhalation.
Christopher Tuttle
2024-03-01 20:39:32 +0000 UTCMy abs hurt from watching that. I am currently praying to God to show me the cure for the feminization of my abdominals by the Deep State, which I will call it Gorilla Chuckle (order now before I run out, don't email me)
g.sys
2024-03-01 06:21:07 +0000 UTCI stopped the episode and had to go watch this. I can't legally recommend anyone do the same, but only because big pharma is now hunting me for testosterone
David
2024-02-29 20:54:36 +0000 UTCThe scientific word for "pee hole" is meatus (stop giggling); gorillas live in tropical rain forests, not the deserts and semideserts of Namibia; the name Kwame is from the Akan people of Ghana; and the pissing phrase most used is: "it rained like a horse pissing on a flat rock". He has multiple web pages, but refuses to use a simple Bing search.
Bill Culbertson
2024-02-29 15:12:33 +0000 UTCIt was so hard to knock the episode on the bonkers psychic bigfoot in the center of earth book from my fave episode spot, but the piss stream from this one annihilated the shit out of it.
Jessica Hayes
2024-02-29 04:20:27 +0000 UTCThank you. We've been searching for it all day!
Zach and Eva
2024-02-28 23:16:33 +0000 UTCI don't know which part of me is most offended by this: the part that knows basic geography, the part that makes tools for urinary surgery, the part that has met Black people, or the part that started out expecting a silly 47 minute video about gorillas peeing. The part that expected an inexplicable video of pissing gorillas was the most disappointed though.
Skink
2024-02-28 22:45:08 +0000 UTCYou've had alot of "Ape-Heavy" content lately. You spoil us.
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2024-02-28 21:53:43 +0000 UTCNot one biblical reference, huh?
Scribbler Johnny
2024-02-28 19:03:43 +0000 UTCSurely this is a foray salvo by the singularity compressing all of our insecurities and desires into a single PsyOp.
Brendan McGinley
2024-02-28 18:55:54 +0000 UTCI feel like these promotional materials not using the word “gorillity” is a missed opportunity.
Ethan Rangel
2024-02-28 15:15:14 +0000 UTCI’ve just reached the 4-minute clip. Tears are running down my face, white-hot piss is running down my leg. This is the funniest episode of the best podcast on Planet Earth. Enjoy it, folks, you’ll only ever hear this for the first time once!!
Andrew Meyer
2024-02-28 14:49:49 +0000 UTCThe video in question (brace yourself): https://youtu.be/H6QkFSn9Jw4?feature=shared
Jason Pargin
2024-02-28 14:42:15 +0000 UTC
