Podcasting Day: Hardcase with Lydia Bugg 🌭
Added 2023-09-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
It's Podcasting Day! And this week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we are joined by our own Lydia Bugg to discuss something you should never find further information on: Malibu Comics. We all read Hardcase. It's the story of a reluctant superhero, but not reluctant because of morals or ethics. He's just a coward who doesn't know how to fight and also has a busy schedule getting bullied as a wealthy movie star. You'll hate him! Listen here, or wherever you get podca--
Hardcase had super strength, invulnerability, and no regard to where his wild jumps might take him. He fucking sucks! And Sean found the blog (o-rama) of Hardcase's writer, an unpleasant man who died ranting about Taylor Hicks and White Replacement. Malibu Comics was not the first publishing company made up entirely of sex criminals, fraudsters, and racists, but it will always be the most '90s. So the next time someone says you're toast, tell them forget that noise-- you're the one making breakfast.
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Comments
I'd wear the fuck outta a shirt of that. With tiny feet and pouches, of course.
CHAUGGLE
2023-09-28 13:24:06 +0000 UTCYou guys need to commission art of the 1900hotdog writers in this 90's, Liefeld-ian style.
Tikhon
2023-09-28 07:06:20 +0000 UTCI believe the upside down anarchy symbol is the logo for Vaurnet clothing
Kevin Lynch
2023-09-27 18:21:46 +0000 UTCDon’t forget tiny, misshapen feet that are “strategically” hidden in almost every panel.
toasty god
2023-09-27 16:55:49 +0000 UTCI kind of unironically respected them for fighting the fight against the major publishers' stranglehold, also the Dinosaurs for Hire sega game was pretty great. That was in the past. The more I've actually learned about Malibu over the years from this site, the more I'm glad they were crushed utterly by their own worst enemies: themselves.
Robert K.
2023-09-27 15:36:51 +0000 UTCI tried to come up with a couple joke comments but they were just as dumb and nonsensical as Hardcase himself.
Skebotron
2023-09-27 15:15:38 +0000 UTCI am kind of afraid to listen to this. I hate Malibu comics almost as much as Brockway... I am worried I may reflexively throw my phone to the ground and stomp on it in sheer rage.
Jeff Orasky
2023-09-27 13:38:05 +0000 UTCBecause humanity has much to answer for.
Jeff Orasky
2023-09-27 13:36:40 +0000 UTCWhy do these absurd little artifacts always end in Nazi sex criminals?
Brendan McGinley
2023-09-27 12:54:55 +0000 UTCOverly mucled physiques, lots of pouches, and comically large guns. The only thing this is missing is a woman with massive breasts, a ten inch waist, and a spine that bends in a way no human spine should and you've got a true 90's comic.
Max Rockatansky
2023-09-27 12:14:49 +0000 UTC
