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Punching Day: Man Comics for Jungle Ladies 🌭

The jungle bends to no law save one: Man! In this issue of Man Comics, the moist savagery of the jungle meets the savage moistness of man for the wettest impact! Can you sense what’s coming? The jungle can, for what is coming is MAN!

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Comments

I hope that's not against the law because I have so many questions. Always.

Bonnybedlam

While probably breaking some hotdog law in explaining the joke, those are, I imagine, all legitimate comic panels, just not necessarily in the same format or order they were originally published in.

Swift Justice

Another classic strip that needs the Seanbaby treatment: Kinks Mason: Sharkfucker https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=18786

Troy Wood

Far and away, this article was the best season of 24 yet.

Brendan McGinley

Qk.

Ray

This brings to mind that brief, wonderful time (I think it was during the Ultimates?!) when the Avengers only real strategy was telling the Hulk that whatever they were fighting this week (in one case an ENTIRE ALIEN ARMADA) had slept with his girlfriend just before shoving him out of a helicopter right in the middle of the Baddies Of The Week. Then they would wait for the screaming to stop, toss the now gently napping Banner into a sack, and declare themselves victorious. This leaves me wondering: Who will be the first to weaponize Disaster Darcy? Dick Whiskey, Drunk Cop? Pre-Mature Ejaculation Daredevil? Green Lantern, Star Pervert? Bozo The Unmedicated Clown? BOB HOPE?!?!?!

Former Fish Farmer

Or, someone that hunts ape nerds?

Azeraphel

Sean, If you're looking for good source material, Satan had a running strip in 'Suspense Comics', starting with issue 5, where he is absolutely terrible at his job, and mostly nude except for a speedo, cape, and tube socks. https://comicbookplus.com/?cid=1088

Troy Wood

To my eternal peril, I love Disaster Darcy so much.

IffyWizardry

Yes, probably, sadly not, and art. In that order.

Matt Edwards

MAN! CONKICS!

Matt Edwards

Anybody remember Milo Murphy's Law? I want to see the combined adventures of Disaster Darcy and Milo Murphy. It will probably break every, including time itself, but it would be glorious!

Jeff Orasky

Is--is this real? Does Seanbaby draw old-timey comics now or did this once have a story attached? No, that can't be. This could never have existed in our universe.

Bonnybedlam

Dinosaurs and hawkmen and polar bears, oh my!

Scribbler Johnny

Immediately after waking up I read this and started cackling like a madman who dared to try and understand why a menace like Disaster Darcy was allowed to be unleashed upon this world. Thanks for starting off my day in the best way.

Adam Pope

Just one question: Theta-Moo - An ape that hunts nerds or an ape nerd who hunts?

Dean Costello

β€œFucking bitch-ass knife nerd” is the most devastating insult you could hurl at Dr LetterOpener.

Chris β€œAce” Hendrix

MAN! COMICS!

Chris β€œAce” Hendrix

CONK!

Rev

The Eisners need a photoshop parody category.

Dennard Dayle

Conkin', ploppin', disasterin': new special edition Wo-Man Comics have it all! A monthly occurrence you *won't* despair!

LabialTreehug

Disaster Darcy is clearly the herald for the doom that is Popsicle Pete.

Curtiss

Did a zebra fuck an elephant? Were they going to start a zoo in the Arctic? Is it usual for gorillas to wear pith helmets? What did I just read?

Bill Culbertson

Dear Seanbaby, I hope this comment finds you well. Please do these until the end of time. Yours truly, Random Conk Patreon Nerd

Aaron Russell

So, Lash LaRue had a daughter?

Kevin Hanlon

Yes its to true that one head tbi can make it really easy to get another one that's why I pretend I don't hear them making sport about my bus helmet

sissyneck

Might as well pack it in for the day because it can't get better than this

FancyShark

MAN COMICS!

FancyShark

MAN! COMICS! MAN COMICS!

Skebotron

Pulp fiction was never the same after the post WW2 lull in recreational cocaine use.

Dave Dalrymple

Disaster Darcy's accident powers are insane. She ends up on a mountain top and somehow a polar bear, lion, elephant, gorilla, and cobra are all there waiting to attack her. I think she may actually be warping reality.

Max Rockatansky

That. Fucking. Ruled.

Ulmeck


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