Podcasting Day: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics with Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson 🌭
Added 2023-05-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
On this week’s erotic Hot Dog Nights podcast: Masters of sexual mischief Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson will explore every damp nook of the year 1990’s most sensual point and click adventure game: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics. They’re the perfect guests for our steamiest podcast yet because of their natural musk, yes, very much because of the musk, but also because they’re making a movie about the complicated spectrum of human sexuality called Papa Bear. It’s based on the almost completely true story of the time Swaim’s father came out as gay, and also a furry. In the movie, he’s a bear. That’s the fictional part: In real life he’s a cyber-bear. They could use your help, by which we mean your money, to make this happen. Learn more here and kick in what you can. If they hit their funding goals YOU get to attend their sex party!*
Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics is the fourth and final entry in the epic Brad Stallion saga, about one confused man’s quest to put his penis in the universe. Along the way Brad nailed pixelated women, pixelated robot women, pixelated robot alien women, and at least one snake if our playthrough is canon. Remember, this is a HOT DOG NIGHTS episode – send the kids out of the room, and send lubrication into it. Things are going to slip into other things by the time we’re done here.
If you don’t have time to listen to the podcast, this is exactly how it went.
*Crowdfunded prostitution laws permitting.
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Comments
As my husband likes to say, "There are too many things in my hands and none of them are my penis!"
Bonnybedlam
2023-05-22 16:38:56 +0000 UTCI like to think that I'm an open-minded person. I can imagine a world where porn games exist and are good, but why is it that every time I get a glimpse of any of them it looks like they were made by a blockheaded koala and the guy who wrote the Nigerian prince emails? Like, why does it that seem that nobody with any talent has ever tried to make a porn game like how Nicolas Cage has acted in over 150 films, including The Humanity Bureau (2018), The Croods (2013), and Left Behind (2014)?
Nicolas Cage Facts
2023-05-17 16:45:41 +0000 UTCI hate myself for it, but I immediately thought "more like so he could gallop."
Skebotron
2023-05-17 14:58:00 +0000 UTCI dunno. That rocket doesn't look penisy enough. Now, Bezos? >That's< a penisy spacecraft. I mean, c'mon - look at this thing! https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.HDEOwBJ61b4kvU3qvCaC9gHaFj?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
Dean Costello
2023-05-17 14:55:43 +0000 UTCI always that the the comedy finish line after years in the comedy mines is making a mediocre comedy movie. I'll have to ponder your thinking.
Dean Costello
2023-05-17 14:52:05 +0000 UTCLeisure Suit Larry walked so Brad Stallion could run. *EDIT* Ok, so I got to listen to this going to and from work and I think it's one of the funniest things I have ever heard. No longer leaving a comment before I listen from now on. I sullied this work of art with a lame LSL joke, my god I'm sorry. I'm not deleting it though because poor Skebotron's reply wouldn't make any sense.
Aaron Russell
2023-05-17 14:32:41 +0000 UTCSean confused "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" with "To Wong Foo." They're both Drag Queen roadtrip movies, but other than that, they're completely different.
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2023-05-17 13:43:50 +0000 UTCEpictetus said something about looking at the traits of the people you admire and attempting to emulate them. That one day I may write dick jokes with the masters, keep on living the dream yo. You got this.
LyraV
2023-05-17 13:35:54 +0000 UTCThis game was the origin story for Jack Harkness.
LyraV
2023-05-17 13:33:50 +0000 UTCComedy's not a competition, Joshua, it's a mad race to the winner-take-all finish line where the one foe you can't defeat is the childhood trauma that drives you to be this way. Hi, I'm Michael Jordan, and this is Comedy Jam.
Brendan McGinley
2023-05-17 12:50:24 +0000 UTCWhat? Sex Vixens in Space had sequels? I wonder how when the UK disliked Brad Stallion to the point the customs agency were given specific orders to destroy every copy of that game that dared set foot on their shores.
Devon the Rogue Supreme
2023-05-17 12:42:07 +0000 UTCThis shit makes me so goddamn mad. "I hope you remain the same person you are now forever, because it is the worst punishment I can imagine." It's a little joke added to an image to add flavor to a description of a podcast. People listen to podcasts. How many people are genuinely paying that close of attention to its description? And it's probably the funniest thing I'll read today. These people are so effortlessly and professionally funny that even the minor bits of what they produce are this fucking funny. You bastards. You fuckers. You make me doubt what I'm even doing as a writer. And literally last night a full audience of people watched and laughed at a comedy I wrote. Back to the comedy mines.
Joshua Graves
2023-05-17 12:13:23 +0000 UTC
