Podcasting Day: Kumite the Home Game, Episode 2 with Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero 🌭
Added 2023-02-01 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
It’s Kumite Day, the day you celebrate by fighting eight men in a row whenever whimsy strikes you.
Wait!
Don’t let whimsy strike you - strike first, strike last with Kumite: The Home Game! If you missed episode 1, you can find it here. But today it’s episode 2, and once again Brockway is your Bloodmaster for the movie Bloodsport but as a table-top role playing game. Playing the foundational delusions of Frank Dux, it’s Auralnaut Zak Koonce as Drank Fux, Karate Shaman. Our resident Ninja Liar is Francine Ducks, played by Vanessa Guerrero, and it’s your one and only Seanbaby as Tarantino Liefeld – he plays the feet!
In this episode you listen to us play Bloodsport the movie the role playing game in which we play the video game Karate Champ. This is an understandable premise. It works, people get it! We also meet a rogue bear and name it Jackson, we get weirdly shit-heavy, and we explode every god damn brick in the house. Come for the martial arts, stay for the lies about martial arts. It’s Kumite: The Home Game!
And after you’ve listened to us play Kumite: The Home Game, you can hold your own Bloodsports by simply wearing this shirt.
We promise only that the blood will come! It’s up to you to make sport of it!
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Comments
Up + Forward for jump kick! Wins every time for Karate Champ!
Dave Ruff
2023-02-03 00:56:59 +0000 UTCFrank Ducks can't win at Karate Champ through skill, only dumb luck like every one else. Damn, that game sucks.
Scribbler Johnny
2023-02-02 16:34:34 +0000 UTCThey're so good that I'm unable to see them any different from magic.
FancyShark
2023-02-02 00:51:06 +0000 UTCIt's on Google podcasts now! I just downloaded it and am listening to it! If we work together, we will defeet that Duxbag!
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2023-02-01 16:45:10 +0000 UTCThe link to SoundCloud from the Patreon post works, but I couldn't find it on Spotify either. Weird
Jennifer B
2023-02-01 16:21:05 +0000 UTCI can’t find it on Apple Podcasts or Stitcher either. I clicked the SoundCloud link in the email and listened to about 1/3 of it before I got out of my car. When I got back in a few mins ago it wouldn’t play and now it says it was deleted or made private? Not sure if they finally caved to Frank Dux being a little bitch or what.
John Dean
2023-02-01 16:05:03 +0000 UTCAnyone else having trouble finding this episode on Google podcasts?
Jennifer B
2023-02-01 15:16:57 +0000 UTCI would put that image on the side of the house (Fuck you, Warren--and your leaves keep falling on my side of the fence, dick!) if only both of Robert's arms were aiming out, pointing into our souls! As it stands, it looks a bit off-balance, but then there is the head band to factor in, so...ehh? Still, I need to call some painters and get some quotes. My wife will be so surprised!
Dean Costello
2023-02-01 15:10:09 +0000 UTCThese are fast becoming my most favorite thing on the internet. All digital media should be presented and consumed through the lens of Kumite table-top game.
Jeff Orasky
2023-02-01 13:49:08 +0000 UTCSean recently said to me that nothing says Murca like using all the Photoshop filters at once, and this post is a sign that 1-900-HOTDOG is living that truth.
Brendan McGinley
2023-02-01 13:06:53 +0000 UTC
