Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest

Touch the ground, does it feel deep, lush, just a bit crusty? Smell the air, do you detect the faint perfume of bongwater and cum? Look around, does the whole world seem just a little bit more rad, and a lot less safe? That’s because Van Day approaches, the same way it always does: With the windows down and the Skynyrd up.

Here, we got you a gift to celebrate: It’s this image of a van that appreciates vans.

Last year was our First Annual Hot Dog Van Contest, and it forever changed the way we all think about fucking in a parking lot. Every entry was amazing, from your stunning designs to the way you broke all the rules, a very Van thing to do. You gave us van text adventures, van models, actual remote control vans – you brought a physical object into the world because of a sweet van, just like your mom!

In the end Will Black won with Doug the Van, a complete 3D wrap-around design that made every inch of van as sweet as the organ solo in “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.”

Honestly, we are surprised and disappointed nobody used it as a template for an actual fuck van. That mistake could be corrected this year, because we’re doing it all again! It’s time to…

The competition is going to be fiercer this time around, the Discord has since founded a custom van channel and have been practicing van-fu every day for a year in preparation of this moment. If that doesn’t scare you, you lunatic with a heart of shag, then step into the ring! Simply fill out the form above, use the template to design the wildest van cruising around inside your soul, and email it to us at 1900hotdog@gmail.com by 1/26/23 with the subject line “AIN’T NO PLAN CAN ESCAPE A GOOD VAN!” Winners will be announced on 2/2/23.

Or you could tell us to go fuck ourselves and do whatever you want, like you did last time!

That has always been an option in everything you do! That’s 1900HOTDOG! That’s PoxCo! Baby, that’s Van!

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