The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Teamworking Day π
Added 2022-12-29 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
Seanbaby: "One person says something awesome, then the other does, only it's not really an interview or a dialog."
Brockway: "Congratulations, fucker. You beautiful fucker. You just invented Teamworking Day; the best day."
Seanbaby: "Then we're ready. Let's steal the goddamn Pledge of Allegiance."
Brockway: "What an outrageous mixup! I thought we were making a comedy website."
Seanbaby: "Congratulations, reader. You beautiful reader. You just saw how Teamworking Day works. Let's look back on 2022's best ones! Oh, but before that, thank you for helping make 1900π a success! After these five blurbs, we are done with our Best Of 2022s. Tomorrow we get back to all-new hilarity with an incredible Mega Teamworking Day. It's exactly what it sounds like!"
Best of 2022 Teamworking Day #1: Celebrity Guide to Wine
In 1990, a uniquely driven madman paid thousands of dollars for cranky, horny, and confused celebrities to say strange things about wine. "I'll make it very sexy," said Steven Seagal, who was wrong. "I know where I am and what's going on," said Whoopi Goldberg, also wrong. "I'm going to fuck every woman here," said Herbie Hancock. He was absolutely right. What a video! What a team! What a 2022!
Best of 2022 Teamworking Day #2: Elden Ring
Elden Ring dumped gamers into an unexplained, unforgiving, unmaidened world. Some conquered it by laser and katana. Others creeped through every bog to solve mysteries. And still others wandered confused like Whoopi Goldberg on the set of a 1990 wine video. It was something different for every player and Seanbaby and Brockway are no exception. What a game! What a team! What a 2022!
Best of 2022 Teamworking Day #3: The Laws of Eternity!
There's a cult in Japan that adapted their nutbag ideology into anime. The zany among you might be thinking, "Ha, I bet that happens all the time." No, but for real, you're right! Two different Japanese death cults did this and Sean watched the wrong one! It was a layer of confusion we didn't need in an article about a swan made out of Helen Keller fighting a Hitler robot. Now the zany among you might be thinking, "Helen Keller? Hitler? That's a pretty weak joke." It's not a joke! That's what this cult's cartoon is about! What the fuck! What a 2022!
Best of 2022 Teamworking Day #4: The Best FMV Wrestler Intro Tournament
YOU WANNA FUCKING READ ABOUT WRESTLERS BEGGING YOU TO PLAY THEM IN A VIDEO GAME ONLY NOT REALLY THINKING THINGS THROUGH AND THEN 15 SECONDS OF THEM SAYING CRAZY SHIT WAS IMMORTALIZED FOREVER ON THE PLAYSTATION!? DO IT, PUNK! OR DON'T, WE DON'T CARE! WAIT, PLEASE!? NOW, OR WE'LL BREAK YOU IN HALF!! LIKE THE STARS OF WCW NITRO, WE DIDN'T DECIDE ON ANY KIND OF A VIBE BEFORE WE STARTED YELLING!!! WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A TEAAAAAAAAM!!!
Best of 2022 Teamworking Day #5: The Congo Trading Card Game
When the movie Congo was released, they released one terrible Congo trading card set and zero Congo trading card games. By the end of this article, we fixed both of those problems. What a Congo trading card article! What a team! What a Cong022!
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Comments
That's why I love them so! All the fun (almost) of the podcast, without my family wandering through every ten minutes saying things like "what are you listening to?", "what the shit is this?", and "no, seriously, what the fuck is going on?", while the border collie, who hates people, music, and sound in general tries to drown out everything with increasing hysteria.
Bonnybedlam
2022-12-29 23:44:39 +0000 UTCIn funnier news, the two Anime Cults had a feud going on, and Aum tried to poison El Cantare with nerve gas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryuho_Okawa#Rivalry_with_Aum_Shinrikyo
Daphne Lawless
2022-12-29 23:40:08 +0000 UTCPeter Cook's death was contributed to by his alcoholism if that helps.
Matt Edwards
2022-12-29 23:00:58 +0000 UTCMEGA Teamworking Day? So that's what the last few years of Hotdoggery have been building up to. See you on the other side, fellow Hotdogs.
Matt Edwards
2022-12-29 22:59:04 +0000 UTCWell that's depressing - I just found out that Dudley Moore didn't die of alcoholism, but from a progressive neurological disorder that LOOKED like the symptoms of drunkenness which is why no-one helped until it was too late.
Daphne Lawless
2022-12-29 21:31:18 +0000 UTCThat should be easy. We just have to mod it so Comet Azur costs nothing, has zero cast time, and is found on Bruce Campbell's hilariously-expressioned corpse. And make all the enemies trolls or beastmen. Amy can be an NPC who communicates only through gestures. Ernie Hudson can be a friendly summon in every boss fight. And Herkemer Hamolka can be every quest giver.
FancyShark
2022-12-29 16:55:38 +0000 UTCMerry Teammas!
FancyShark
2022-12-29 16:49:06 +0000 UTCWhat a team! I'm so bursting with excitement for Mega Teamworking Day, I've renewed my membership in full. Here's to us all...going to be a great year.
Bim Talzer
2022-12-29 16:43:39 +0000 UTCNow someone re-skin Elden Ring to be a Congo game. Also the only weapons are laser guns.
Brendan McGinley
2022-12-29 16:34:20 +0000 UTCTeam Working Days are just podcast days I have to read. In other words, they are a delight and I cherish each and every one of them.
Jeff Orasky
2022-12-29 14:26:45 +0000 UTC
