Podcasting Day: Kumite - The Home Game with Vanessa Guerrero and Zak Koonce! π
Added 2022-11-16 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
Fuck you, Alf. Wait, wait I can explain! As of today, there are more episodes of the Dogg Zzone 9000 (100: Amazing) than there are of the long-running television show, Alf (99: Pathetic). So let me repeat: Fuck. You. Alf.
To celebrate this incredible milestone, we are doing exactly what we always do: whatever the hell we want. For one hundred episodes we have followed our hearts, and they have never let us down. There are no rules in the Zzone, there never will be, and Alf can fucking suck it.
Over 100 episodes, we have watched ninja movies with a UFC champion, and made a professional voice actress read Heathcliff comics. We taught an adult film star how to make love and a different adult film star the Christian way to be toxicly masculine. Across five episodes, Brockway almost solved a 12-year-old reality show murder. We made a Jeopardy! champion watch a game show about lie detector humiliation, and had an animal lover on to help us beat up animals. We discussed hillbillies losing many fights to Bigfoots with a bestselling author, reenacted a Barbarian Brothers movie with another, and asked the creator of one of the largest sci-fi franchises of all time to decode a "Superbowl Shuffle" knockoff. We made our own Lydia watch every Conan movie, and today we are playing Kumite: The Home Game!
Kumite: The Home Game is a roleplaying game system developed by Robert Brockway where Zak Koonce, Vanessa Guerrero, and Seanbaby play the three parts of the brain inside disgraced ninja liar, Frank Dux. Do you know what the producers of Alf would have said if you came to them with that premise? They'd say, "We don't exist anymore because we are quitters."
Listen here! Or wherever you get podcasts! Review! Like! Okay! USA! (Art by Rusty Shackles)
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Comments
If you aren't immediately approached by Wizards to turn this into an officially licensed D&D source book, there is no fucking justice in the world. All campaigns from now on are Bloodsport: Strahd does the splits while punching a vampire hunter in the dick, martial arts tournaments are held on spelljammers soaring through Wildspace, Dragonlances are replaced by Dim Maks... everything is Bloodsport!
Jeff Orasky
2022-11-17 01:52:02 +0000 UTCFrank Dux has been saying blatant lies for like 50 years, and yet he somehow built a career based entirely on his unproven and obvious bullshit. If I told people the Earth existed, they wouldn't believe me. Maybe he really is a Magical Ninja. I think I owe him an apology.
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2022-11-16 19:41:48 +0000 UTCAt last my doing nothing until this posted has paid off! This is somehow an improvement on a perfect movie. More, please!
Rev
2022-11-16 17:58:35 +0000 UTCPut the Kumite art on pillows and I will buy a half-dozen on the spot. Also, tangentially related, I bought a pair of the original logo(?) pillows, and my wife asked who was who. I pointed out Robert, and she said, "But he sounds so kind on the podcast!" Do with that what is necessary... EDIT: After leaving this note and looking at the t-shirts (I'm not really a black-clothes-wearing guy, but the black looks pretty good), I put on "Bloodsport", because of course >all< should at this point. Am I completing my review of a contractor report at a massive fuel terminal in the Los Angeles area? No I am not... EDIT2: KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!
Dean Costello
2022-11-16 17:18:35 +0000 UTCI don't know--the Conan ones are impressive, and the Congo one is pretty good...
Dean Costello
2022-11-16 17:15:43 +0000 UTCThese would only count against Dogg Zzone 9000: The Animated Series, which airs in the hearts and minds of every true Hot Dogger on Saturday mornings.
Skebotron
2022-11-16 16:35:10 +0000 UTCYes, in the milestones you mention the greatest thing ever achievement by this podcast! (The reality show pathetic rich men's murder mystery) althought not the second greatest (Surviving the discussion of the bestiality/statutory rape love triangle). Congratulations.
Yeyo
2022-11-16 14:44:37 +0000 UTC$6,000 a week--did Jerry Stahl accidentally pay his dealer more than once for the same heroin, most of the time?
J.
2022-11-16 14:15:12 +0000 UTCDid they take as much heroin, though?
CHAUGGLE
2022-11-16 14:04:14 +0000 UTCALF: The Animated Series (26 episodes) and ALF Tales (21 episodes) should offset this count a little bit. They're full-length and arguably took more effort to make than ALF itself.
J.
2022-11-16 13:26:21 +0000 UTC
