Podcasting Day: The Scariest TV Episodes Ever (That Are All Mountain Monsters) with Jason Pargin 🌭
Added 2022-10-19 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
It is a very special Zzone today on the Dogg Zzone 9000, as we welcome back hot dog contributor, best-selling author, and TikTok sensation, Jason Pargin. His new book, If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe, is out now and you can get it in stores, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or Bookshop!
Jason promotes his book, out now, the best way he knows how: by watching real Americans hunt our nation's many varieties of Bigfoot. Can three years of Appalachian homeschooling outwit a thunder-powered sasquatch? Can four types of diabetes stand against a Pennsylvania yeti's seven electric brothers!? By popular demand, it's Mountain Monsters Part II! Listen here. Or wherever you get podcasts!
We apologize to Jason for upstaging his book announcement, which has its own theme song, with this much larger news story-- undeniable video evidence of Bigfoot. This happened! On a TV show only the three of us watched! Are words and books even relevant when it has been verified that Bigfoot hands can potentially burst through a wall?
Thank you for listening and entering this brave new Bigfoot-has-been-proven-to-be-real world with us. Like wherever you Subscribe, Crash wherever you Scream.
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Thank you very much for introducing us to this show. My wife loves it so much, that I built her Mountain Monsters pipe cleaner figure for her birthday! You can find them at the link! Thank you, 1900 HOTDOG! Always a fan! https://www.patreon.com/posts/89450923
Fiendweavers
2023-10-01 18:24:23 +0000 UTCYou know a joke is good when you end it with "...statistically..."
Darth itHead
2022-10-23 02:57:47 +0000 UTCA 2 hour Jason Pargin bigfoot podcast? Life does not get better than this.
Darth itHead
2022-10-23 02:56:10 +0000 UTCSadly, if there was a crossover between the two series, it would just be 'Bigfoot did it'
Skink
2022-10-21 03:08:07 +0000 UTCI could listen to the 1900 crew talk about bigfoot for so long even the hardcore bigfoot erotica novelists would consider it unhealthy.
Nick
2022-10-21 00:42:41 +0000 UTCWhen Jason broke and couldn't stop laughing for a bit, I about pissed myself. This was one of your best episodes ever.
Jeff Orasky
2022-10-20 01:04:21 +0000 UTCI live in Blair County, why am I just now learning about the gang of Bigfoots roaming in my local woods?
Jeremy Haring
2022-10-19 21:37:42 +0000 UTCI shit you not, when the He-Man bit started I glanced over at the couple of figures I have on my desk at work and was looking right at Fisto when Sean shouted his name. It had to be Bigfoot magic.
Skebotron
2022-10-19 16:50:08 +0000 UTCWhy did I waste time with going to school and living with so called 'responsibilities' like so called 'mortgage' when I could've just smoked Meth and grifted other idiots into believing in scary bigfeet.
Brian Sanford
2022-10-19 14:57:28 +0000 UTCCan't wait. Even though I've tested positive 37 times, I know Covid isn't real. I'll be putting my lips on everything. None of these bigfoot commies are gonna tread on my freedom.
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2022-10-19 14:28:43 +0000 UTCThank you Jason for shouting out Pandorum! Severely underrated
RyMyMyMy
2022-10-19 14:26:13 +0000 UTCI'm reading Jason's new book right now, but I might have to throw my Kindle out the windle and watch Mountain Monsters instead!
Martin Totland
2022-10-19 14:17:36 +0000 UTCI listen to all the Cracked alum podcasts and I find these Jason weeks really charming. Thank you for the two hour podcast. My work day has been made bearable (and I'll be buying the book). Still love the Bobby "Boris" Brockway closing.
Jennifer B
2022-10-19 14:10:40 +0000 UTCThis completely tracks with your Full Throttle avatar. See you at Sturgis for the annual "China Flu Harmless Variants" Swap Rally.
Brendan McGinley
2022-10-19 14:08:02 +0000 UTCListen. If the Dog Zone just became you three reviewing episodes of Mountain Monsters, that’d be okay. Maybe alternate with arcs where you and Lydia hunt reality show murderers.
Clifford Tunnell
2022-10-19 13:42:47 +0000 UTCPargin's book's theme song is a banger.
CHAUGGLE
2022-10-19 13:18:26 +0000 UTCBullshit! You cowards and the lamestream smear-dia need to stop attacking these brave patriots who are just trying to protect us.
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2022-10-19 12:59:28 +0000 UTCIt is impossible to say which part of this is spoof and which is source material.
Brendan McGinley
2022-10-19 12:17:41 +0000 UTC
