Podcasting Day: The 1900HOTDOG CCG with Dennard Dayle 🌭
Added 2022-06-22 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
Welcome to Podcasting Day! Let’s get this out of the way: This week we’re opening bizarre trading cards from ancient storied times like the ‘90s, and our guest is the very brilliant and extremely Brooklyn Dennard Dayle! You know him from… us! Right here! This is his Twitter, and he has an astoundingly good book out right now. You can buy that. With money!
Here’s how things work behind the scenes at 1900HOTDOG: One of us makes a joke about something and then immediately forgets it. The other laughs, and then starts thinking “...but what if it wasn’t a joke?” Then weeks later we ambush the other with a reality we never meant to ask for. It works beautifully, like this:
And then we do a two hour podcast about it, where we discover a proto-Jurassic Park movie called Baby, and its extremely horny trading cards about the various wounds inflicted on a baby dinosaur puppet.
Oh! And also we ate all of the ancient gum, including the stick that bubbled the paint on the front of A Familiar Face and left a black stain of lingering sin on the back.
So any day now, that will have killed us. That’s it! Good run, everybody. Memorialize us through the medium of podcast review, and avenge us wherever you get your podcasts.
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If these images are borked, you can read this article and every other one on the much better in every way 1900HOTDOG.COM.
Comments
Where is the 2nd part?
Taylor Hensley
2022-06-29 13:37:27 +0000 UTCHow do we get the rights to make "Bo Derek chased by nude hunks" t-shirts?
SingingH0b0
2022-06-23 22:41:56 +0000 UTCHow much Keefe was in that movie?
LyraV
2022-06-23 18:37:31 +0000 UTCWait, you motherfuckers haven't watched The A-Team movie? I thought this was 1900-HOTDOG, not 1900-SMALL SALAD WITH NO DRESSING.
Matt Edwards
2022-06-23 09:15:02 +0000 UTC"Antonio Carlos Pecorari (born 1 February 1962), commonly known as Tatu, is a Brazilian football coach and former player, and one of the most accomplished indoor football players of all time... His nickname means "armadillo" in Portuguese. " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatu_(footballer) Richard Chinapoo, "I took pride in punishing a goalkeeper" https://www.hail-caribbean-sport.com/richard-chinapoo-trinidad-football That's Bo Derek and an orangutan with Miles O'Keefe in _Tarzan, the Ape Man_ (1981) Full hilarious story of Roko's Basilisk: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk
Daphne Lawless
2022-06-23 05:37:05 +0000 UTCI'm only as far as Seanbaby explaining the rules and I don't understand them, so history tells me this is going to be good.
Matt Edwards
2022-06-22 21:48:31 +0000 UTCADHD: Remembering shit you didn't want to since forever, because time is circular and has no end or beginning but does have a lot of adjectives and more than a few verbs and is chock full of bad rubber dinosaur movies waiting to ambush the young prehistoric reptile enthusiast.
Flippant Sausage
2022-06-22 19:10:30 +0000 UTCBaby: Secret of the Lost Legend was on TMC all day in 1986, constantly tricking my ADHD-addled brain into thinking it was a cool dinosaur movie, only to discover this stupid fucking tearjerker of appalling puppetry every single time. That forgetableness is also its best feature. If not for this podcast, my 36 year stretch of not remembering it existed would remain unbroken.
Bonnybedlam
2022-06-22 17:33:58 +0000 UTCAhh, good. I was wondering about the next package--my wife still looks at the Lydia as Conan shirt and shakes her head. Anyway, what I want to know is: where's our "I'm Straight!" t-shirts? I believe we were promised that in/around Megan Wants A Millionaire Murderer? This strikes me as breach-of-verbal-promise, and is actionable. Postscript: There were Bo Derek "Tarzan The Ape Man" cards? Did they not know what was in this movie? "I dunno, Boss. Bo Derek is known for a lot of things, but not many in our demographic." "Run 'em." "But how about 'Das Boot' or 'The Evil Dead' trading cards, instead? They are less...breast-y..." "I said run 'em!"
Dean Costello
2022-06-22 16:10:19 +0000 UTCJesus, I totally forgot about Baby! What a nightmare that was. But yay for Dennard Dayle! Reading his column this week I was thinking "They've got to get this guy on the podcast", and here he is! Hotdog magic is the best magic. ETA: I paused in the middle of the podcast to buy the book. Can not wait to read it!
Bonnybedlam
2022-06-22 15:41:53 +0000 UTC*gasp* Plus an impromptu Gail Simone shout-out!
Skebotron
2022-06-22 14:29:14 +0000 UTCHoly hell, BABY?! The memory of seeing that movie as a very small child just hit me harder than a bridezilla smashing a conveniently placed secondary wedding cake. Tiny me thought that story was true!
Skebotron
2022-06-22 12:37:54 +0000 UTC
