Podcasting Day: Christian Dinosaurs with Katie Goldin! 🌭
Added 2022-05-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
It's a very special religious studies Dogg Zzone 9000, as foretold by Abraham who beget fish which is the Hebrew word for maybeseamonster. We're joined by science-brained superguest, Katie Goldin, from the Creature Feature Podcast to go through an entire subsection of Sean's library - Christian Dinosaur Apologetics. She is very frustrated by it!
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We used four books as a primer - What is CREATION SCIENCE? by Henry M. Morris and Gary E. Parker, The Great Dinosaur Mystery SOLVED! by Ken Ham, DINOSAURS: THE BIBLE BARNEY & BEYOND by Phil Phillips, and DINOSAURS: Exploring the Scientific Mysteries of God's Creation by Michael and Caroline Carroll. They don't all agree on why the Bible got everything wrong, but they all agree it's the only thing that's right! Again, Katie found this reasoning very irritating.
Once a general knowledge base was established, we moved on to three enlightening texts. We began with DINOSAURS AND THE BIBLE by Brian Thomas to learn how ancient holy men really only had one word and it meant everything from hippo to quetzalcoatlus.
Next up we read Dinosaurs and the Bible by Ralph O. Muncaster to learn more about how secular dummies are so stupid. Katie was not thrilled with his scientific conclusions.
And finally, we completed our studies with DINOSAURS and the Bible by David Unfred. David Unfred wants to see us all burn, whereupon he and God, Our Loving God, will laugh at the mountains of our ashen bones.
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Comments
Of all the nonsense in these books, the part they irked me the most was the bit about “god can’t lie.” So your all-powerful creation monster can’t (absolutely CANNOT; is fully incapable; not chooses not to, is not able) do something every toddler does all the time. Children who have not yet figured out how to speak in complete sentences lie constantly, either purposefully and premeditatedly or based on pure instinct, but your all-mighty, omniscient, omnipresent deity just can’t figure it out no matter how hard it tries? Sounds like the Bible might have some plot holes.
toasty god
2022-05-12 05:17:20 +0000 UTCOf the many reason this stuff is goofy, another one is "I take the Bible literally" or "the Bible is right about everything" who then also explain how when the Bible says Behemoth it actually means dinosaur. Why didnt it say dinosaur then? If youre taking it literally? If its right about everything?
Harris Nye
2022-05-05 16:44:19 +0000 UTCIf there was a religion that could guarantee me dinosaur rides in the afterlife, I'd sign up.
Jeff Orasky
2022-05-05 10:29:26 +0000 UTCSmall correction about genetics. Although it's not as simple as "dicks everywhere", there are "master genes" that are very influential in the location of certain organs. By manipulating them scientist have made flies with legs where the antennae should be and eyes in the wings. Of course, humans are more complicated, and those are intentionally manipulated insects.
Yeyo
2022-05-04 23:33:39 +0000 UTCPersonal note on the line about the store, I know the guy who discovered Cryolophosaurus, he was a professor at my college and they had the skeleton mounted in the Geology building.
Skink
2022-05-04 21:50:24 +0000 UTCDinosaurs? In MY Bible? Not in this economy!
Skebotron
2022-05-04 18:33:06 +0000 UTCNo no no, that was a quality pun. It's just that no one's left to laugh because they've all been velociraptured except you and I.
Brendan McGinley
2022-05-04 13:24:03 +0000 UTCChristian dinosaurs? What wiped them out wasn't an asteroid, it was the VelociRapture! (Looks around, no one laughs, crickets chirping.)
Max Rockatansky
2022-05-04 12:41:07 +0000 UTC
