Podcasting Day: The Grabowski Shuffle with Ty Franck! 🌭
Added 2022-04-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
No ordinary human mind can comprehend The Grabowski Shuffle, a behind-the-scenes VHS tape about the making of a music video starring non-musicians hoping to recreate the exact careers of Super Bowl champion novelty rappers without the football or charm.
So we did what any Grabowskis would do. We invited Ty Franck, author of The Expanse novels and writer and producer of The Expanse TV series to help us understand it. Could his keen mind decode this ancient riddle of antimusic unfootball? No, but being a Grabowski is not about understanding, probably. Which is why we now legally honor him with the title of Ty Franck Grabowski, GbSki, the highest recognition Grabowskis can bestow on a podcast.
Listen here, or wherever you do podcasts! For more Grabowski reference, read Seanbaby's article about The Grabowski Shuffle here, and the Chicago Reader article he cites here.
Real Grabowskis who give us money on Patreon are in for even more Grabowski when Brockway and Hugo Award-winning author and Official Grabowski, Ty Franck, try to seduce Sean using pick-up lines from the incel classic, 1001 Best Pick-Up Lines. It's by Don Diebel, America's #1 Singles Expert! It gets as awkward and horny as a Grabowski photo shoot!
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Comments
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Clementine Danger
2022-04-23 12:04:05 +0000 UTCThe Grabowski’s are like The Village People for fragile heterosexuals.
K Hef
2022-04-22 12:00:50 +0000 UTCMan I wish GrabowskiCon had taken off. Just imagine the sorts of people who'd take the weekend off to show up at a convention built around patting yourself on the back for having a heroically basic work ethic. Then imagine the sort of grifters who would descend upon those easy marks.
Honk
2022-04-22 07:49:21 +0000 UTCI imagine that a frustrating thing about being an audio engineer is that the better you are at your job, the more people forget you're even there. Reminding people you're also on this show with a cheeky joke is just top tier stuff. Respect.
Clementine Danger
2022-04-21 09:33:48 +0000 UTCIt's the opposite of a Smith, I don't know why that's confusing everyone
Clementine Danger
2022-04-21 09:30:35 +0000 UTCI think it's a sausage
LowEndLem
2022-04-21 05:00:33 +0000 UTCAlright, I’ve read the article a few times, watched the video itself, and now listened to the hour long podcast about it, and I’m still not entirely certain what a Grabowski is.
Robert Lee
2022-04-21 00:23:28 +0000 UTC<i>they penetrate each other in the dirrrrrrrrt</i>
Daphne Lawless
2022-04-20 23:49:22 +0000 UTCA jaded entertainment reporter who's too good for this beat writing thirsty about a confused novelty act, that's a middling to decent slow burn romance setup for sure.
Clementine Danger
2022-04-20 17:58:29 +0000 UTCI wanna write an erotic novel about the reporter fucking all the male Grabowskis and the producers, maybe even adapt it into a porn. Maybe it's because of sleep deprivation but it sounds unironically hot
Yeyo
2022-04-20 17:53:59 +0000 UTCIt's in her contract that she's never allowed to be humble. We put that there.
1900HOTDOG
2022-04-20 14:39:41 +0000 UTCMuch love for Jamie, podcast wouldn't be near as good without her work.
Flippant Sausage
2022-04-20 13:55:16 +0000 UTCGet you a girl who will open a podcast with "our audio engineer is a genius" I see you Jamie.
Clementine Danger
2022-04-20 13:42:13 +0000 UTCI just started book 8, Tiamat's Wrath, and I'm also a patron of Ty and Wes' podcast "Ty and That Guy" - it's pretty cool.
CHAUGGLE
2022-04-20 13:12:13 +0000 UTCI'm 100% caught up on The Dogg Zzone, but only halfway through "Cibola Burn", so I've got some work to do.
Austin Noto-Moniz
2022-04-20 12:32:36 +0000 UTCHoly fuck it's like my worlds are colliding.
CHAUGGLE
2022-04-20 12:01:47 +0000 UTC
