Podcasting Day: The Totally Rad Podcast with Totally Rad Logan Trent! 🌭
Added 2022-02-16 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
Happy Podcasting Day! We got you a present: It’s this podcast. We’re joined this week by Logan Trent, Senior Editor at Cracked.com. And not just a Cracked Senior Editor – the mightiest of many Cracked Senior Editors! The last man standing after multiple purges! You cannot kill him, though I know merely saying that tempts you to try. We’re talking about the most rad film ever made, Rad! The 1986 movie about a whole city devoted to BMX racing when, holy shit, you won’t believe it but a big BMX race comes to town! Featuring big name BMX cameos like-
Break the Ice at parties by subscribing to the podcast so you can… so you can talk about the podcast with people? “Break the Ice” was the theme song from Rad. Shit. That was a long way to go for nothing. Send Me an Angel in the form of a review!
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There's a moment when they're looking at the river during the ass blasting montage where she picks up this big rock and throws it in the river to splash him. It's meant to be cheeky and playful but his stance is oddly rigid and the rock is heavy that she can't really ham it up enough to sell it as a joke, so instead it feels like she's about to bash his skull in with a rock.
Honk
2022-02-18 23:45:15 +0000 UTCHad a buddy years ago who loved this movie to a disturbing degree. He’d sit alone, at 1am, blaring “Send Me An Angel” at full-blast, waking up everyone in the barracks. He was obsessed with Lori Laughln and would constantly talk about how hot she was in the bike dancing scene. Years later I found out that her stunt double that did all of the bike-dancing stunts was Eddie Fiola, aka Donnie Ham the Bike Monster. So when my buddy was talking about the glorious shot of her ass, he was talking about Eddie’s ass. Another couple years later I found out he’d been kicked out of the Army for being bat-shit insane. They say it was PTSD… but I think he had a hard time realizing he’d spent 20 years or so lusting after a Donnie Ham’s hams.
Will Black
2022-02-17 05:24:33 +0000 UTCThe tendency of TV and movies to have like 20 something guys play teens made things real hard for those of us lads who had a full "1700's French Canadian Trapper" beard by the age of 17. You look like a well preserved 28 year old pervert who should either be holding some spectacular drugs or have graduated by now.
Flippant Sausage
2022-02-16 22:00:16 +0000 UTCRonnie Zoop looks like the kind of local serial killer you're genuinely surprised to see on the news
Clementine Danger
2022-02-16 21:35:14 +0000 UTCThe line between "community" and "cult" is not very fine, at all, and yet we've crossed it long ago.
Clementine Danger
2022-02-16 21:34:00 +0000 UTCI went back to look and yeah, I see what you mean. He takes them out and respects them before gently entering their tailpipes. Your bike-dar(?) is on point.
LyraV
2022-02-16 21:12:22 +0000 UTCIf I see the leader of the Mouse Lords (assuming it's still Split-Ear Spittleseeds) I'll tell him to fuck right off for you. DOGG Zoonneee 90000!!!
LyraV
2022-02-16 21:09:57 +0000 UTCBah, safety is for cowards. Stare into the Heathcliff abyss until you hear the voice of the Spawn of Heathcliff directing you to His mighty ham throne.
Flippant Sausage
2022-02-16 20:59:37 +0000 UTCIt is truly magnificent. I dropped my credit card in a vent and it's been stolen by the Mouse Lords, but as soon as negotiations finish I am grabbing that fucker.
Flippant Sausage
2022-02-16 20:58:04 +0000 UTCHey, if you want to take on the risk of bringing him up, that's your choice. I'm playing it safe.
Skebotron
2022-02-16 18:55:24 +0000 UTCI think you missed an even more HOTDOG-related 1986 movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathcliff:_The_Movie
Matt Edwards
2022-02-16 18:39:45 +0000 UTC"Bike Predator" makes me think there's a market for remakes of classic 80s movies on BMXs. "You're hit man, you're bleeding!" "I ain't got time to bleed." "You got time to duck?" *PONCHO BMX jumps off a convenient dirt ramp and drops grenades on embedded gun position*
Matt Edwards
2022-02-16 18:34:54 +0000 UTCI love that this statement is only comprehensible within the realm of the HotDog and absolutely nowhere else.
Skebotron
2022-02-16 17:55:47 +0000 UTCI went to check out the Rad! IMDB page, but in so doing another movie titled "Neon Maniacs" caught my eye. It's also from '86 and looks very, very bad, but it just might be in the 1900HotDog wheelhouse. Also, none of the titular maniacs appear to be adorned with anything neon, which seems like quite the oversight.
Skebotron
2022-02-16 17:52:54 +0000 UTCWhy the both of you are not shooting apes with laser guitars and not just run-of-the-mill lasers is both lost on me and a branding gimmick not to be ignored.
Dean Costello
2022-02-16 15:19:09 +0000 UTCI haven't started listening yet, but I'm already 100% in on Dipshit Mike the Bike Asshole. That guy fucks. Bikes. He fucks bikes.
Vooster
2022-02-16 14:55:21 +0000 UTCI jumped on that fucking shirt. Fantastic A#1 awesome.
LyraV
2022-02-16 13:46:43 +0000 UTCJesus Christ it just keeps going. It's the Cocktails of 70s-looking 80s BMX racing films.
Clementine Danger
2022-02-16 13:32:28 +0000 UTC
