Podcasting Day: Astrology Songs with Stephen Blackmoore! 🌭
Added 2022-02-09 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, best-selling necromancer author, Stephen Blackmoore, joins us to make sense of twelve mysterious and metaphysical music videos sent to us from the stars. We're, of course, talking about Harvey Sid Fisher's Astrology Songs.
Where did these songs come from? Of what use are they? How so strange? Why am the? Did they live up to their creator's hopes of "making him a billion dollars?" Don't ask us. We each dedicated ourselves to becoming experts on the backup dancers.
You should really watch one before listening, because all three of us work as communicators and none of us were able to explain what they are. They're theoretically educational songs, but for a thing that isn't real by a singer/songwriter who isn't an expert in it, with distractingly hot and weird backup dancers. Four cameras are pointed at them, and all of their footage is randomly composited together like those old portraits with two pictures merg-- let me start over. You know when you're getting your official police photo taken but you also want to honor the Karate aspect of your spirit?
It's like that, but less magical or sexy. I'm not explaining it very well at all. You should just listen.
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Comments
I want to advocate more random vocal responses from Jamie
Will Taylor
2022-02-23 22:03:00 +0000 UTCAlso another MASTERFUL end-of-episode cut by Jamie.
petertron
2022-02-16 00:56:11 +0000 UTCHOLY FUCK I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE TURN AND THEN THE OTHER TURN!!!
petertron
2022-02-16 00:55:27 +0000 UTCNow do it with the Mulan song. 🎶 🎵 Now I finally made a ram out of you
DeltaFoxtrot
2022-02-10 00:54:44 +0000 UTCI always had a crush on Rachel Ray. But I get the contessa thing.
DeltaFoxtrot
2022-02-10 00:53:14 +0000 UTCI'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that the Barefoot Contessa is oddly sensual
David S
2022-02-09 19:02:07 +0000 UTCThe Aries song cannot possibly be better than mine, which is simply "Now You're A Man" from the Orgasmo soundtrack, but replace the word "man" with the word "ram". Oh fuck now I did it, and all day my brain is gonna be singing "Now you're a ram, a rammy rammy ram!"
Flippant Sausage
2022-02-09 16:39:07 +0000 UTCStephen Blackmore has written pretty dark stuff. Are you guys trying to make him darker? Darker in a cowgirl costume?
Jeff Orasky
2022-02-09 14:55:34 +0000 UTCYou have to be either a Virgo or Scorpio and have to upgrade in a very specific date range
FancyShark
2022-02-09 14:10:16 +0000 UTCDammit, the Taurus song is in my head again
FancyShark
2022-02-09 14:00:34 +0000 UTCWhat's the patreon raise level to unlock Ophiuchus?
Brendan McGinley
2022-02-09 13:37:23 +0000 UTCThose videos used to get played on The Daily Show way back in the day.
Jason Borelli
2022-02-09 13:33:26 +0000 UTCThis has already enriched my day but that may just be the Aquarius in me, dancing slowly in an ankle length dress.
LyraV
2022-02-09 13:19:42 +0000 UTC
