Podcasting Day: Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce! 🌭
Added 2021-09-22 12:01:35 +0000 UTC
Happy Podcasting Day! This week’s podcast is all about expository theme songs that-
Wait, what the fuck am I doing? This is clearly wrong. Let me try again-
Now this week’s podcast is all about how
Zak Koonce rolled up and asked if we were down
To rap about songs about the movies they’re in
So we said “FUCK YEAH,” but where to begin?
Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West made your day
It’s the quickest lip in town, says Brockway
T.U.R.T.L.E. Power is sure to please
Just ask any available Seanbabies
Now City of Crime
Is a hell of a time
Brought to you by ya boy Zak Koonce
Packin’ flow by the pound and rhyme by the ou…
Flowin’ like rivers, spittin’ like monsoo...
He
FUCK
Here’s the broadcast
Of a lovely podcast
Featuring three very lovely boys
All of them brought songs
About their movies
To make a joyous noise
We’re talking raps
That do the recaps
Of the very movies you watch them in
Just like Feel the Impact
From that movie
Where Van Damme bangs his twin
So today you’ll listen to this great episode
And tell all your friends, in prose so purple
That they should like, subscribe, review
Then you’ll finally feel like you…
You’ll get all the praise you…
You
FUCK
Comments
the turtle cummies sequence should be submitted for the podcasting equivalent of the emmys
Rainey Robertson
2021-09-27 16:21:42 +0000 UTCBut is, to be fair, a much better song than "Don't Turn Your Back"
Dave Dalrymple
2021-09-23 15:00:42 +0000 UTC" a plot so simple and racist that its daughter married a black man just to piss it off" - Seanbaby
Daphne Lawless
2021-09-22 21:29:03 +0000 UTCThe only thing I remember about that movie is the South Park parody. I'M A JIGGY-JIGGY COWBOY LIVING IN THE COWBOY DAYS
Daphne Lawless
2021-09-22 21:27:59 +0000 UTC... and they did use "Veterans of the Psychic War" which had nothing to do with the movie
Daphne Lawless
2021-09-22 21:27:16 +0000 UTCI was in high school when OG TNMT was at its height and that was a serious topic. A significant number of boys aged 16-18 said Michelangelo was their favorite, but they wanted to be Donatello. Not quite as cool, but all the brains. Those guys got a lot of girls, too, so some of them may have actually been Donatello.
Bonnybedlam
2021-09-22 19:55:44 +0000 UTC“Something something brother Numsie…stabbed him with The Knife and he went ‘boom’, see?”
Vyncent
2021-09-22 19:34:13 +0000 UTCmy favorite thing about Wild Wild West is how much Will Smith hates both the song and movie. Or at least hated. I don't know if he's mellowed over the years. Raphael isn't everyone's favorite turtle. #TeamDonatello he does machines.
DeltaFoxtrot
2021-09-22 16:29:20 +0000 UTCI think it's a shame that the producers of HEAVY METAL chose not to use the expository theme songs that Blue Oyster Cult recorded for the film.
Dave Dalrymple
2021-09-22 12:15:26 +0000 UTC
