Learning Day: Amelia Bedelia But She's the Bad Kind of Crazy 🌭
Added 2021-05-03 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
Amelia Bedelia was first published in 1963 and has been reprinted for early readers of four generations. If you don't remember from when you were six, it's the story of a deranged cleaning woman who destroys her client's home through a series of absurd misunderstandings. It's cute, but what I propose to you is, what if it wasn't?
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Comments
Sean you have a really worrying knack for Clive Barker-style horror.
petertron
2021-05-16 02:14:04 +0000 UTCI'm a former teacher who had Amelia Bedelia books in my classroom. The kiddos never got the "jokes" because they were too dated (and also not very funny). This, however, is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Danielle
2021-05-11 00:26:52 +0000 UTCAmelia Bedelia walked and was terrible so Caillou could run and be even more hated.
Ingrid Atkinson
2021-05-03 21:37:58 +0000 UTCConsidering some of the things that have been on here lately, this was a breath of fresh air.
Matthew Harris
2021-05-03 21:19:13 +0000 UTCHa! I see what you did there!
Bonnybedlam
2021-05-03 15:59:53 +0000 UTCI've never read Amelia Bedelia. It's probably too late now. These books are never as good as Seanbaby makes them out to be.
Bonnybedlam
2021-05-03 15:59:30 +0000 UTCHardcastle’s partner, McCormick, is in the spice cabinet.
FancyShark
2021-05-03 14:45:42 +0000 UTCSince when did house cleaners also cook dinner? This shit IS crazy!
Vooster
2021-05-03 13:23:34 +0000 UTCWorse yet, the chicken is German.
Steven Carlson
2021-05-03 12:38:37 +0000 UTCThis wasn’t Richard Scarry . . . so my childhood is safe. For now.
Jason Borelli
2021-05-03 12:31:49 +0000 UTCyes i got a little tired of Scottie Pippin in my head talkin to me tellin me to do things whenever I chose Bulls on the NBA JAM machine at Lava Hot Springs so I started choosing what the machine said were local favorites Utah Jazz instead and I never won again but at least Stockton usually was saying nice things or just about the weather and what have you
sissyneck
2021-05-03 12:20:10 +0000 UTC"You see, she's supposed to clean, but she's bad at it! Ha! Ha! Now let's write a story about a woman who can't cook. Ha! Ha!"
Talking Alpaca
2021-05-03 12:12:57 +0000 UTCI love this. We actually used to do shit like this reading to our kids... perhaps that's why our kids are kind of messed up.
Jeff Orasky
2021-05-03 12:07:21 +0000 UTC
