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Questions for the Boys?

What burning historical questions do you have? Comment below and we’ll get them answered in next patreon record

Questions for the Boys?

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Ned Kelly, for all us Aussies.

Figjam

1) 50 shades of lady jane grey 2) did everyone die after finding tutankhamen because he was so ugly?

Adrienne Whitworth

Pod on the glory days of the empire

Nathan

what is the largest terrorist attack that you two could pull off .

Robert amine

Any plans for a live podcast in Dublin?

Aaron O'Connor

Not a question per say, but would love to hear you talk about the nutter "John Brown'

Jamie

Who is doing Edinburgh this year?

David B

History episode for the War of 1812 where the lads burnt down the White House.

David B

COD WARS

Daniel

I'd love something about an African country, e.g. Rwanda would be a grim one with it's civil war

Koshmahr

The Paraguayan War (1864-1870). Some mad bastard in Asuncion decided to invade Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay all at once. Then 95% of his male compatriots got killed. And they blamed it on the Brits.

JC

Speculation on pre history especially interactions between cavemen and neanderthals

Alexander Kerlek

Given that there is a whole country named after you up here in the north, you could do an episode about history of Finland. Would fit easily within 30 minutes and there are nazis.

Onslow

I've heard (grapevine) Leopold II was fairly robust in Congo?

Josh

This came to me late but I think you guys would love The Pastry War where France invaded Mexico

Slack

Give me a break down of the Hundred Years’ War, Edward III took his mommy and daddy issues out on his poor cousin Philip VI

Count Cucula

Is the Emu war loss worse than Britain’s loss to Iceland in the Cod wars (not fought against cod but over it)?

Palli Gudbrands

Portugal and Brazil's ’colonial’ relationship. Portugal as the abusive military dad that used to sneak into Brazil's bedroom at night and diddle him when he was younger. Now, Portugal's a fat, disabled alcoholic doing customer support for British tourists while working from home, spends his time reminiscing about the good old days. Brazil's still a bit fucked up in the head, but he has left home, kind of processed things in therapy, and is on a wild gap yah having the time of his life.

tobias_bobias

Glasgow Ice Cream Wars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars

Ryan Heath

French Revolution has to be next!

Jack McNally

What were the ottomans up to?

Luke

Whad woug have happened if Alexander the Great went West instead of East?

Jus' Jord

Were all the crusades really just a lads holiday that went too far?

Malik

Which world leaders would have no issue getting into berghain

Malik

Which dictator had the best drip?

Matthew Stow

Can you try and explain Europe in 1848, please

Adam Becket

Should Italians pay reparations to ex-Roman Empire provinces?

Billy Watkinson

Why was European slavery worse than the rest?

Dreadnought Moose

Pretty sure Uday Hussein has that nailed on

Dreadnought Moose

Did Martin Luther create autism?

Nathan Harkey

episode on Mussolini?

Ethan Hunt

Fidel Castro managing to overthrow the Cuban government by making calls he knew would be intercepted to fictitious east and west flanks, whilst just chilling with his small group of homies in the mountains.

Andrew

Would love to see these two try and unpack the formation and dissolution of Yugoslavia

Jamie

Thoughts on Jesus as a historical figure?

Essex Blonde Approved

Pick one historical figure to defend you, but the rest will come to kill you. Who you picking to make your last stand with?

Alex Webb

Histories top nonces

CJ Milk

How ugly was the Russian Empire for big nose Raspuntin to be No. 1 top shagger?

Jack

You both are given the position of bouncer at the hottest nightclub in the afterlife. Who you letting in? who you turning away ?

Bagadams

shag, marry, avoid, the holy roman empire, the byzantines or the ottomans

Adam weir

Will Greg Wallace go down in the history books as the most evil man on the planet, or will that honour go to the Go Compare man?

Alfie Felton-Glenn

Do you think you could make a scale of racism?

Ray C

I recently found out that Himmler was 5ft 7. Goebbels was 5ft 5. I am confident that I could pick either of them up by the back of their collar and the back of their poofy little belt and battering ram them into a fence post, compressing their spine in the process. I find this hilarious. I didn't really have a question and I mainly just wanted to share this revelation but I guess I'll just ask you guys now, which dictator or one of the henchmen do you reckon you could battering ram into a fence post? Or if you had the Wehrmacht amount of speed in your system, who would you choose to, given your now infinite strength?

Lim James

most iconic 9/11 memories ?

Charles Siddle

Thoughts on Australian history

gus

Who was gayer: Quentin Crisp or Rip Taylor?

Connor Ryan

Was the neanderthal vs homo sapiens race war the only justifiable one ever?

El Baz

Fav WW2 era tank?

Louise G

Was Bede the Venerable the best Anglo Saxon?

Will R

Is "The Battle of the Bulge" a more appropriate name for a Male Swimwear Model contest than it is for a key battle in WW2?

Danny Lowry

Was America given their independence because we had too much fun fighting the French?

Jordan McGinn

Do you think Addison’s disease is what Prince Andrew got told to say he had but he fucked it and forgot the name and just said he couldn’t sweat?

Harry Clementson

Did Hitler have any good ideas that you think modern day society should implement now?

Joe Bamford

Who were the Worst behaved children of kings/ dictators?

Thomas Kloos

Shag, Marry, Kill 1. Pol Pot 2. Hannibal 3. Benjamin Franklin

Tom V

Hi I have autism. Which historical figure would you say is the least autistic of all time? Thank you.

Emily

If you could re-write history to create the ultimate battle between any two armies that just never got to have a proper dust up because they were fighting in different times who would you have fight whom?

James Morgan

Nightmare dictator blunt rotation?

Joe

What is the worst era/place to be a person (assuming you actually make it to adulthood) and what would your dream era to be a ruler be (ie Roman emperor or Egyptian pharaoh)

Sam Baird

If the IRA had been around at the time of the english civil war, which side would they have been on?

Muff Zhe Dong

Which person in history causes the most problems by their horniness

Rights Out and Away We Go!

Catherine the Great and her alleged liking for horse cock

Simon Sheard

Were the crusades a good or bad thing?

Andrew Wallace

Marry, fuck, kill, Freddy Mercury, Robert Plant, Michael Jackson. Any one you kill is killed as a baby, so none of their life happens and the course of music history is changed as if they never existed.

Slack

Who was the worst british prime minister and why is it Neville Chamberlain

Jesse

Which war has made the best movies do ya reckon

Jesse

Best/worst Adam Curtis takes

Harry Nevard

Who benefitted the most from 9/11?

Jacob Hammock

Looking at a TV, operating a drone. If I had to guess. War crimes at work, still get to go home and see the wife and kids

Jacob Hammock

Have either of you watched the series How To Become a Tyrant and How To Become a Cult Leader? They're a very fun spin on interesting maniacs in history. Would also love you guys to go into more cult stuff!

Michael Collins

Was winning the first world war by creating Isreal worth the second world war and 80 years of tumult and violence and most of the world hating us

Jacob Hammock

Still don't understand the whole IRA thing - should I?

Nick Hodges

What have I subscribed to? Sub-question: Since it's founding, what percentage of your patreons have been women, with a track-record of being able to form stable relationships, and educated beyond undergraduate level?

Daniel Cooling

The Scot’s and romans and why was it all a act of homophobia from the closeted Scot’s (trannies)

Ethan Madden

If you could bring one deceased leader from World history to replace Keir Starmer, who would it be?

joshuajn1 .

Is Genghis Khan my dad?

Joseph Bellingham

I can't remember what I walked into the kitchen for. Please can you help?

Daniel Cooling

Would you consider a history look back at the UFO topic… that could be a cracking 90mins 1940s to modern day!

That UFO Podcast

How were humans able to turn the bone marrow niche into nuclear weapons

Joe Lawrence

What is the best time period or historical event to reenact in a sexual role play?

J Quirke

What is the best way to commit a war crime?

Barlie Jarrison

If the roles were reversed could hitler make it in communist China and would mao make it in nazi germany as leaders

Jack Sansom

How many jews were left in afghanistan in 2019? The answer is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

ashey hole

Lol the exact moment?

jamesitisthen

What countries are (and where are they) on the ven diagram of: child shagging, jew hating, and potato farming?

ashey hole

Will we get a conclusion to the Nazi series? Dying to know what happened to Hitler

Dave Mole

Was Vietnam the coolest war? Why does Wales exist? Was the French Revolution a bit much?

Sam

Why is butter so autistic?

Tom Wilhelm

the latest in a series known as "Stag Dos that got out of hand"

Nick Brett

Who would you rather have on your stag (and why): Martin Luther, Martin Luther King, or Martin Clunes

Simbad

fuck, marry, kill - Boris Yeltsin, Diogenes, Qin Shi Huang and why?

Park Dobinson

Was the Apartheid really that bad?

David George

At what point did Greece become lazy? The Spartans had some vague work ethic, so who do we blame for ruining it? Ottomans? Romans?

Jimmy H

Pick 3 to be on your side in a war/ conquering the world who are you choosing and why? hitler/ Stalin/ gaddafi/ hussein/ mao/ amin

Hammer

Hollow Earth Conspiracy. Why did the Nazis send expeditions there and more interestingly, why did UK/US follow them. Nazi Germany annexed part of Antarctica and called it Neuschwabenland. Why did Hitler escape into the centre of the universe after a brief sightseeing trip to Argentina?

Liam Patient

What are your favourite coup d'état attempts? failed or successful.

charlie robinson

List of historical figures who were almost certainly in the closet.

Mikey Spikey

If Churchill had Twitter, would he be constantly canceled, or would he just pivot to being a motivational speaker?

Cole Mason

Shag marry kill Gerry Adams Ian Paisley Vittorio Angelone

Coileán

A deep dive on their expulsion from over 100 countries over the years. I have a vague recollection of reading about Jewish people opening the gates in a city to let the barbarians in.

Liam Patient

Favourite period of history for you both?

Daniel Dunn

If you had to do PR for the French during the Battle of Waterloo, how would you spin that disaster into a win?

Elliot Parker

How cucked do you think Anthony Eden felt when daddy Eisenhower told us we couldn't fuck around in the Suez anymore?

Grant Johnstone

Could you do a Richard Osman -style world cup of Pedo's? We all know Greece would win. I think England would be a top competitor, and like with football, it would be constantly harping back to its 60s glory.

Omnomnomicon

Historical Jewish conspiracies and why they are all totally factual.

Charlie

Are Mott and Bailey the earliest confirmed solicitors?

Hugh Williams

Which historical figures are you picking in your 5aside team

Ruben

Did bush do 911?

Will Smith

Fuck marry kill: Thatcher, May, Truss

Ben Stevenson-wright

If you could be any historical dictator, who would you be? And why is it Fidel Castro?

Xander Clarke

What did Hitler get right? What can todays leaders learn from him? Ancient Aliens, how all those theories are definitely true. Jesus H Christ - The Worlds Best Con-Man Prophet Mohammed in pictures.

Charlie

How did the Falklands/Malvinas thing ever even come about?

Ben

You mentioned JFK and Clinton would have been great running mates. What other potentially great teams were separated by time and space?

Siddharth Sudunagunta

Maggie thatcher. Smash or pass

tom parker

Are we aloud to put in requests on subjects of history you are going to talk about or is it always going to be a surprise?

Craig

The Falklands: Death throws of an empire on life support or a jolly good day out for the lads?

jamesitisthen

I feel you have neglected the impact of slave trade. I feel you may be able to shed light on the topic

Fintruthian order

Who was the sexiest of Henry VIII's wives.

Matthew Phillips


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