It's been a while since we've done one of these character profiles! This profile was part of a tryout for a new addition to the writing team. Working on getting the right people to speed up content production a bit, but more on those plans once I finish writing up the next status update. For now, hope you enjoy.
Profile: Rokhopper-J
Name: Jaxa “Jaxie” Yao
Race: goblin Age: 26
Height: 3’3”
Job: Mail Carrier
Diet: omnivorous. I needs my protein!
Orientation: bi as fuck!
Bench Press Record: 110 lbs. Trust me. It’s impressive.
Hobbies: rock climbing, urban exploring, online shooters
Speaks: English, Goblish
About me: Just a country goblin growing up with a big family. Used to taking whatever’s dealt to me and making my own fun. All that adds up to a fit little cutie that can pull her own weight and probably beat you at arm wrestling. I don’t know who you are yet, but I’m already pretty confident.
What I’m looking for: Companionship and sex. Same as the rest of us on here when you boil it down! I’m a straight shooter who’ll always be honest and frank with y’all. Partner doesn’t have to be athletic or in-shape, but you will be if you stick with me long enough. I’ll find a way to burn those calories off you one way or another~! We’ll be the most ripped couple on this whole site! Must be able to put up with an accent. Still got a bit of a southern twang.
Turn ons: -exercise! Gets the blood pumpin’ for a humpin’!
-being on top! I’ll seriously wrestle you for it!
-blindfolds! Get that good sensory deprivation stuff going feels so good!
-help yourself! Just take me whenever you want. If I’m not in the mood, I will be in a couple seconds.
Turn offs: -guys with too big fangs or horns. It’s just too distracting.
-partners under 3 feet. I’m used to being the short one, thank you.