dinosaurs, the ocean & apocalypse survival | patreon ep. 46
Added 2025-07-27 15:00:17 +0000 UTCComments
for the record, Velociraptor was only 2 ft tall, not 6 ft.
GeorgeNoBeans
2025-10-29 18:42:29 +0000 UTCguh
bea
2025-10-27 16:56:44 +0000 UTCno like this ragebait is really working yall actually need to get me in there
sara rodriguez
2025-09-17 16:51:00 +0000 UTCthe period/moon theory comes from them both being 28 day cycles on average also we get hella oxygen from the ocean like a lot of it because of the algae and phytoplankton which makes up the base of the food chain also a lot of major nutrient cycles rely on the ocean
sara rodriguez
2025-09-17 14:36:48 +0000 UTCside note the micro organisms in the ocean provide the largest portion of our oxygen so yes there would be less oxygen
nnoctiss
2025-08-14 22:25:32 +0000 UTCthe ocean bit was genuinely the hardest i have laughed in so long
nnoctiss
2025-08-14 22:22:24 +0000 UTCyouse talk about periods so much get the period simulator machine and progressively go up in levels till the max u can’t bitch out
tauinof
2025-08-11 00:45:35 +0000 UTCi've been laughing so loudly for the past 20 minutes at the ocean hypothetical i think my family is getting worried
Sully
2025-08-08 03:11:54 +0000 UTCi appreciated the beatles reference
eliza
2025-08-08 01:58:40 +0000 UTCThey can’t keep doing these kind of episodes if they both don’t know anything abt it 😭
Finley
2025-08-01 06:05:54 +0000 UTCLove this format of answering hypotheticals with no Google. Keep ‘em coming!
Monique
2025-08-01 05:04:49 +0000 UTCJust 50 pure minutes of tom rage baiting jack
Summer
2025-08-01 03:09:29 +0000 UTCJacks helpless squeaking noises in the dinosaur bit lol
Finley
2025-08-01 00:20:02 +0000 UTCget hank green on here wtf
harpy
2025-07-31 20:36:56 +0000 UTCor without prep time so we can watch him be confused as fuck 😂😭
Mace Ether
2025-07-31 12:03:51 +0000 UTCThank you Tom Simon’s for getting rid of periods (via removing the ocean)
Cherry
2025-07-30 19:34:50 +0000 UTCall these questions make me yearn for a hank green episode where tom asks him all of these stupid questions (obviously with prep time for hank)
BigLankyCod
2025-07-30 13:22:08 +0000 UTCFor jack’s skin: The Ordinary hyaluronic acid! It was a game changer for me (as someone who has never had bad skin but keeps getting spots in adulthood)
Ophookie
2025-07-30 11:15:59 +0000 UTCmade the silly decision to listen to this on the bus so I probably looked insane since I was giggling to myself
phainonoiled
2025-07-29 23:45:59 +0000 UTCtheres a video on youtube what would happen if the oceans dissappeared! very interesting stuff
Starlight
2025-07-29 21:20:51 +0000 UTChi jack skincare advice from the main pod, too many products = worse spots. salicylic acid every other day and a good rich moisturiser before bed. in the morning use a moisturiser with spf :)
kassie
2025-07-29 12:52:28 +0000 UTCWhy
Lauren Black
2025-07-29 12:13:03 +0000 UTCLike please show this man a geography textbook to teach him about the water cycle, and give him the sex education class on menstruation while he's there🙏
Richard Montgomery
2025-07-29 08:58:49 +0000 UTCIf Jack is kyogre who is rayquaza?
Richard Montgomery
2025-07-29 08:56:00 +0000 UTCtommy in his groudon era
Anthony
2025-07-29 07:33:59 +0000 UTCthis episode rlly made me want to punch tom
kiwi
2025-07-29 01:32:34 +0000 UTCI fucking lost it when the worm was dead, that was the funniest & darkest “How’s the worm doing” I’ve ever seen
Green Tea ( @Hotsaladwater )
2025-07-28 23:47:29 +0000 UTCthis eopside has made me realise that conversation with tom is somehow less coherent than that of a conversation with your 9 year old cousin, maybe this is why he likes the random conversations lol
Mackenzie Hinchey
2025-07-28 21:56:14 +0000 UTCTLDR: Tom (almost) made a solid point. Over 70% of Earth’s oxygen comes from oceanic phytoplankton, so if the oceans vanished, oxygen levels would plummet over 6 months, causing heart strain, nausea, and eventually death. Exploring seabeds or walking to France? Not happening. And before that, mega earthquakes (8 to 10 magnitude) would hit within seconds, like the 2004 Indonesia quake (9.1) that killed 230,000+. An almost good point from Tom about the oxygen when the oceans disappear. Not him saying the whole H2O stuff but over 70% of Earth’s oxygen comes from oceanic phytoplankton so over 6 months there would be super high heart strain and nausea so I doubt you would explore the seabeds and walk to France in those conditions. The most immediate thing would be earthquakes happening in seconds after it disappears between 8-10 magnitude for example in Indonesia in 2004 a 9.1 hit and over 230,000 people died.
AboveAverageSam
2025-07-28 21:13:32 +0000 UTCA fever dream of an episode but always entertaining
Ellie
2025-07-28 19:42:00 +0000 UTCI never want to even think about the sea again after that
Niamh Blunsum
2025-07-28 17:52:00 +0000 UTCwait but they should get philomena cunk on the pod it would be such a good episode
ultravioletbutch
2025-07-28 17:27:26 +0000 UTCwas literally just thinking this, i finished it the other day and i think he’d find it really interesting!!
ultravioletbutch
2025-07-28 17:23:30 +0000 UTCyou should watch the last man on earth its basically what tom was saying
magic8ball
2025-07-28 17:08:12 +0000 UTCthose big existential stuff about dying was scary as FUCK. like that's definitely dying stuff not even maybe dying plus fighting it off that shit is scary i preferred the dinosaur one cause we'd overcome that like covid and there'd be history books written about the great dinosaur war of 2025 and how we were victorious and we were all brought together by these damn dinosaurs and it'd be actually kind of beautiful
vuh
2025-07-28 15:23:24 +0000 UTCjack wouldnt last long in an apocalypse hes got no hair to keep him warm. baldy.
Freddie Blockley-Smith
2025-07-28 14:53:15 +0000 UTCI want to see Tommy do a full set of stand up where he just says "wot if *insert absurd premise*? Thought exercise."
harlizard
2025-07-28 13:43:47 +0000 UTCI'm 100% here for Jack tortures Tommy with pop culture trash memes
harlizard
2025-07-28 13:31:26 +0000 UTCSorry in advance but I have to let out my inner Dino nerd. A helmet wouldn’t change much because most carnivorous dinosaurs have enough bite force to complete crush a helmet. Even the herbivorous dinosaurs could get through it. Even raptors which have a sickle claw on their feet would rather go for the neck or body to slice you apart. Even then there were probably more dinosaurs than humans since they lived on earth for 165 million years while we only existed for 200,00 years. Plus not all dinosaurs existed at the same time it’s separated into three time periods, the Triassic, The Jurassic, and The Cretaceous with the famous ones like T Rex and Raptors showing up the end. And we only found about 700 species total with more being found
Eric_Cartman67
2025-07-28 13:17:44 +0000 UTCpetition to throw the worm a funeral
nora
2025-07-28 12:44:41 +0000 UTCtommy should read Tender is The Flesh
Aemilius
2025-07-28 12:37:06 +0000 UTCWe might need to send tommy back to school
Nathan
2025-07-28 11:05:42 +0000 UTCoh my god i love that channel its so good
rubiestone
2025-07-28 10:57:27 +0000 UTCTom would love xkcd's what if
Z00mane
2025-07-28 10:56:30 +0000 UTCtom is right again for the wrong reason There would absolutely be significantly less oxygen in the air if the ocean disappeared. Between 50-85% of the world's O2 is produced by the ocean. It's a large enough amount to the point where most of the animal life would die. There would also be other impacts (climate, energy, etc.), but that is the largest.
aimmsu
2025-07-28 10:53:52 +0000 UTCunderstanding*
priyaa
2025-07-28 10:28:44 +0000 UTCWhy is he talking about his wallet like its the one piece
TNTpenguin
2025-07-28 09:16:47 +0000 UTCi really loved the question about dinosaurs, i'm going to be thinking about that all day! like could i beat a raptor in a fist fight? probably not it might bite my head off but what if i had a big knife? if dinosaurs were here would they let us have really big knives? if so, i think i might have a better chance. i'd just have to get really really bold. maybe wear a motorbike helmet do possibly decrease the chance of my head getting bit off. i always thought about human apocalypses but never with dinosaurs involved....
vuh
2025-07-28 08:26:32 +0000 UTCTOM! Your understand of basic science is frustrating
Tobin Bow
2025-07-28 04:26:04 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!
Luna Cazador
2025-07-28 04:14:10 +0000 UTCjack is like the nimble mouse, taunting and provoking the big cat, tom, whos mind is vast but body is to slow to outpace the nimble rodent.
S34s4lt
2025-07-28 04:13:19 +0000 UTCbest bday gift is new shut up i’m talking episodes
max
2025-07-28 03:40:20 +0000 UTCTommy discovering the world with Jack explaining it is so wholesome and funny.
dimin
2025-07-28 01:04:49 +0000 UTCyou guys NEED to get hank green on
Koddie
2025-07-28 00:06:55 +0000 UTCi paid and you delivered
charlie cheuk
2025-07-27 23:36:21 +0000 UTC“If you took away all the periods would the ocean feel it” I’M DEAD
Kendall
2025-07-27 23:34:05 +0000 UTCAnd the water cycle gets nice and ignored
Hamish Mills
2025-07-27 23:33:40 +0000 UTCThe of Photosynthesis is done by Phytoplankton in the sea so we would run out of oxygen, and suffocate fro the CO2
Hamish Mills
2025-07-27 23:22:13 +0000 UTCyall keep giving me an existential crisis 😭 every time i watch these now yall are talking about death or the end of the world
Maggz
2025-07-27 23:21:25 +0000 UTCi think tom is smarter than jacks letting on hes just bad at formatting complex ideas quickly, if you give him a good faith interpretation he makes sense
'~'
2025-07-27 22:58:20 +0000 UTCtalking about wallets i do need a cheaper ridge alternative
Wobbyl
2025-07-27 21:06:50 +0000 UTCwait no tom is onto something i thought periods were linked to the moon too 🤣
PigCow
2025-07-27 21:05:20 +0000 UTCI'm gonna pretend this comment never existed and I've never read this
Carbon Monoxide
2025-07-27 20:44:56 +0000 UTCGOATTT
Carbon Monoxide
2025-07-27 20:40:15 +0000 UTCthe breathing part about wind made them sound like piglins in mc
Josh
2025-07-27 20:34:10 +0000 UTC"you could use the money to get a better therapist" is sooo "noo dont kys you're so sexy aha"
Josh
2025-07-27 20:12:06 +0000 UTCRemoving the ocean would result in the AMOC ceasing to exist, and that would mean climate and weather wouldn’t be regulated… so it would be pretty bad yea
Gabe
2025-07-27 19:41:13 +0000 UTCOk the ocean part has me rolling laughing
Jess
2025-07-27 19:40:06 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, the TommyInnit app sounds iconic
Jess
2025-07-27 18:59:45 +0000 UTCcan someone check for some kind of gas leak or mold in tommy's house, I'm actually concerned
username. 54432
2025-07-27 18:54:38 +0000 UTCdo the planes and stop jack i barley keeping this podcast afloat
PSL_femboy
2025-07-27 18:23:34 +0000 UTCthe people dissapearing conversation was quite good sadly it didnt go far enough
PSL_femboy
2025-07-27 18:19:28 +0000 UTC"think about how many of them are knobheads" yea there's one on my screen
PSL_femboy
2025-07-27 18:08:35 +0000 UTCthis guy doesnt know shit
PSL_femboy
2025-07-27 18:07:12 +0000 UTCthis one was bad
PSL_femboy
2025-07-27 18:04:40 +0000 UTCI love how the ocean disappeared and the big question is if a beach would still be considered a beach
Sophie Quaker
2025-07-27 18:04:03 +0000 UTCstarting to question how often tom brings up doing sexual things with jack... do you have something to tell us?
Ezra Brewer
2025-07-27 17:48:10 +0000 UTCim begging you guys to invite a biology/chemistry professor on the pod and ask them loads of questions like cunk on earth but for cordyceps and zombies
lemoneul
2025-07-27 17:18:44 +0000 UTCno tommy raptors dinosaurs dont fly you are thinking of raptor birds
sillystone
2025-07-27 17:04:58 +0000 UTCWith the question about the birds can they communicate and come up with a plan or are they just going at people? Because I imagine they can do a lot of harm by biting electric wires or destroying fields or like deciding to go for one type of insects and messing up with the food chain
Sophie Quaker
2025-07-27 17:04:36 +0000 UTCFun fact: AverageBarry has seen the dinosaurs in real life!
averagebarry
2025-07-27 16:57:09 +0000 UTCTommy thinking periods being linked to the moon is going to make me piss myself
Finn Ward
2025-07-27 15:55:37 +0000 UTCWOOOOO PPPPPPATREOOOONNN M FIRST NEW EPISODE SINCE I BECANE A SUBSCRIER
Richard Montgomery
2025-07-27 15:16:48 +0000 UTCIt's a good day for autistic shut up I'm talking fans
Finn Ward
2025-07-27 15:11:00 +0000 UTCBro I made a new friend bc of this podcast
Mirandanator
2025-07-27 15:06:23 +0000 UTCSpeaking of Bruce rehearsals… Tommy, you should watch The Rehearsal by Nathan Fielder, I expect an update next episode 🤨
Olivia Q
2025-07-27 15:03:42 +0000 UTC
