Public School Birth Script

These are the inner thoughts of a teenage girl going into labor while in school. Up until now she's been able to hide her pregnancy, but hiding a birth may prove a bit more difficult.

Deep breath. These are just Braxton Hicks or whatever they're called. I still have a week left, I think. Ooh this one hurts. Please stop please stop. Ugh I gotta get out of this class. Mr. Jones can't know what's going on. Oh god why is this happening now? It's so hard to keep a straight face with this pain. Just stare at your desk. Don't squirm. Dont moan. Oh what I would do to be naked right now. Oh god it stopped. For now. I can't give birth here. Not today. Not now. I was supposed to make it to spring break and get to Molly's house like we planned. Keep this whole thing a secret forever but not if I have this baby on the floor right now. Oh god. I hope my clenched fists don't attract any attention. Fuck fuck fuck. Please stop. This pain is the worst I've ever felt. Oh shit. Why am I wet? Fuck is my water breaking? I can't leave class yet. The bell is gonna ring soon. If I can make it to the bathroom, I'll just skip English. But what will I do then? Oh fuck this pressure... I wanna scream but I can't. I feel like my body is tightening so much. Pleeeeease stop. Oh fuck I think I'm pushing. Mmmm oh it feels good to push. Have to keep a straight face. Don't let them know. Oh fuck I can't push here. Please clock hurry up. I gotta get to the bathroom. Fuck my seat is gonna be soaked when I get up. Ugh this pain is unbearable! Maybe I can try those breath exercise things. He he hoo. Under my breath of course. In in out. In in out. Mmm... Don't push don't push... Fuck I can't stop it. Please get out of me! Oh shit, I think the head is coming out! I can feel something hard between my legs trying to open my vagina. Shit! Please ring bell please! Please! I have to push! No! No I'm fine I swear. Please leave me alone. No don't tell the teacher! No, I'll just wait until the bell! No I'm fine I swear! Ohhhh shit now I'm moaning out loud. Everyone is looking at me now. They see my chair dripping wet and my hands on my belly. Don't tell them. Dont tell them, you can't. Oh I have to push. I have to take my sweats off! The head is opening me so wide! Now I'm on the cold floor, yelling and sweating. I don't care if they watch. I can't stay like this. Push! Get out of me! I think they have their phones out now. I have to pull my legs back. Scream and push. It burns! Oh shit the head is out. I can't believe this is happening. They're never gonna look at me the same. Fuck is that the bell? Why couldn't I wait a few more minutes?? No one is leaving. Please leave! I can't be doing this! Another contraction more pain I have to push! I think screaming is helping. Get out of me! Help!!! It's out! Wet and wiggly and laying on the floor. Reaching for something... Me I guess. I think I just heard someone throw up. What the fuck just happened.