Photo Story #51

I had a request to do a photo story off the back of social media influencer, Chris Olsen, sharing this video of himself ahead of an awards event. He opted to wear a very tight pair of pants, which means only one thing . . . A big thank you to Danny for the request and for the brilliant story idea!

One thing to note - this story is not about Chris, but a fictional influencer.

Jay had been a social media influencer for a few years, but this year, he had finally managed to get an invite to one of the biggest events of the year - attending a prestigious awards ceremony. Some would be modest about getting a chance to attend such an event, but Jay was anything but modest.

In fact, Jay spent so long bragging about the invitation and all the celebrities he'd get to meet that his team of assistants and stylists decided that he needed to be brought down a peg or two, and thus they concocted a little scheme for his big awards ceremony.

When the day of the big awards ceremony arrived, Jay was constantly filming and uploading videos to his social media, getting his millions of fans into a frenzy about his outfit, and the night ahead. He had never been so excited, and he felt like he was finally getting a chance to mingle with the people with whom he belonged.

Jay had picked out the perfect burgundy suit for the event. It was a designer he loved, and one he knew would be popular on the red carpet. When his stylist had shown it to him, he'd fallen in love with it, and he knew it would be the perfect suit for him.

But just a couple of hours before the awards ceremony, Jay was regretting his choice. When he'd first tried the suit on, it had been snug, but as he was getting ready, he was confused beyond belief. The black shirt fit like a glove, but the burgundy suit pants were nearly impossible to get on; the pants had no stretch to the material and it took him almost five minutes of wrestling to get the pants over his thick thighs and bubble butt, not to mentioning taking forever to button them.

Jay looked in the mirror. Sure, he looked sexy as hell in the suit, but the pants were like a second skin, and he had no idea how he'd even sit down in them. He yelled at his stylist for a while as if it was the poor man's fault that the suit was snug, but deciding that it was a fashion over function affair, he donned the jacket and headed out to the waiting limo.

When he arrived at the awards ceremony, Jay couldn't believe his luck. He'd never seen so many cameras, so many interviewers and photographers. It was like a dream come true. Jay carefully swung his legs out of the car and stood up slowly to avoid doing any damage to the pants before joining a small queue of minor celebrities for the red carpet.

Jay was irritated that he was being forced to wait, particularly given how hot it was in the blistering LA sun. He could feel sweat dripping down his back and was relieved that the suit jacket would hide any signs of it.

"Oh, it's that social media guy," one of the photographers yelled when it was finally Jay's turn to step in front of the camera.

Jay wasn't particularly keen on being called "that social media guy" but with that many cameras there, he put on his best smile and jumped into the spotlight, soaking up the shouts and the lights and the craziness of the carpet.

It was at this moment that Jay dropped the Sharpie he'd brought with him to sign autographs and he watched out of the corner of his eye as it bounced across the carpet. Deciding to wait until his turn was over, Jay soaked up every second of attention he got.

When they started to usher him along, Jay turned around and bent over to grab the Sharpie hoping that some cameras would capture how damn good his ass looked in the figure hugging suit pants.

But what he hadn't expected to be captured was the epic rip as his suit pants gave way completely. The rip started on the rear seam and moved up through the waistband and down through the crotch seam and a little down the inner thigh seams.

What made this entire situation worse was that Jay had opted to wear a burgundy thong to match the pants, and to hide any VPL. Said thong was now on full show to the hungry photographers as they snapped pics of Jay, still bent over, cheeks spread and the line of his thong on show, not to mention his bulge hanging between his legs.

Jay urgently beckoned over his stylist from where he was loitering off the carpet and the man ran forward. However, instead of helping Jay recover his modesty, the man took his final act of revenge and ripped the pants clean off of Jay's body, revealing his bare muscular legs.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Jay yelled, but the stylist disappeared into the growing, laughing crowd as the cameras kept recording every second.

Jay tried to laugh off his predicament over the hysteria of the crowd, but he was fooling no one and was left no other option than to run back to the car.

However, by the time he got to the safety of the limo with the doors closed, as soon as he opened his phone, Jay was met with the sight of his own bubble butt.

His ripped pants nightmare was already all over the internet, and worst of all . . . his fans absolutely loved it!