30. After

　Then we threw the unconscious Chris into a bubble bath and washed each other's bodies. Hmm, I wonder if we can do this every day.
　
I'm glad to be alive...
　
　Yunyun and I rolled the unconscious Chris onto the bed and lay down. Yunyun silently embraced me, took my arm, and positioned herself so that she was resting her head on it.
　
"What's wrong Yunyun?"
　
"Kazuma-san, who did you prefer, me or Chris-san?"
　
"A difficult question to answer... Yunyun."
　
"Really?"
　
"Really really..."
　
　In the darkness, I am stared at by glowing crimson eyes. I wish people would stop asking me questions like this. I don't want to rank the women who have developed feelings for me and are now in an inappropriate relationship with me. But if I had to, Yunyun would be the sole top. I too have become completely immersed in Yunyun. Maybe it's time to make up my mind.
　As I was thinking about this, I felt something strange in my crotch. I looked and saw that Yunyun was reaching for my genitals.
　
"I just licked your ass."
　
"Oh, yes, yes... come on."
　
"My favorite, please."
　
"Bring it on!"
　
　Yunyun got on top of me and pressed her wet cunt against my dick. Let's do it.
　Afterwards, there was a faint moan and the sound of the bed creaking.
　
　
"You're sleeping on top of me."
　
"Hmm... Kazuma-san..."
　
　Yunyun ended up sleeping on my stomach. But she's cute, so I'll forgive her. At that moment, I suddenly felt someone looking at me. I turned my head to the side and my eyes met with Chris's expressionless face.
　
"Huh...!"
　
　At that moment, I felt an indescribable tingling sensation all over my body. Shocked, I looked away.
　
"Y-your boss...?"
　
I mustered up my courage and turned my eyes to Chris again...!
　
"...Sorry..."
　
"..."
　
Yeah, dhe's asleep. I must have just imagined it. Just imagine!
　
　The next morning, I woke up to a pleasant sensation. I slightly opened my eyes and saw Yunyun sucking. I guess she'd completely mastered it at the mansion. Thinking about that, I ejaculated. Phew, my head feels clearer now.
　
"good morning"
　
"Ngh... Good morning, Kazuma-san!"
　
"Good morning."
　
　Yunyun and Chris returned the greeting with a smile. I wonder if Chris saw what just happened. I feel a bit strange.
　
"Well, today we'll start conquering the dungeon. Let's do our best!"
　
""oh!""
　
　As we ate breakfast, we made plans for the day. For now, we decided to prepare for the dungeon and gather information.
After breakfast, I went to the bathroom and Chris followed me.
　
"What's the matter, boss? Do you want to see me urinate?"
　
"I went in there, I went in there!"
　
"Oh, your head?"
　
　Chris pushed me from behind and we entered the bathroom. After locking the door, Chris sat on the toilet seat with her mouth wide open.
　
"Your head, Yunyun just sucked you out and you still haven't come out yet."
　
"No. Let me drink your pee."
　
"Huh!?"
　
　I was taken aback by Chris's smile and open mouth. I was surprised by his comment about being a human toilet, but I was impressed that he actually did it. Or rather, Eris-sama, did you have such a hobby?
　
"Are you seriously drinking this?"
　
"Yes! I've always wondered what it tastes like!"
　
"everytime……?"
　
"Hurry, hurry!"
　
　I feel like I said something that bothers me, but a goddess begging to drink urine is a sight that I'm sure I'm the only one in the whole world to see. My head's starting to hurt. However, if she's come this far, I'll prepare myself.
　
"...Let's go."
　
"Yes... hmm..."
　
　I urinated as hard as I could into Chris, who had his mouth wide open. The lewd sound of water and the sound of Chris gulping echoed through the room. As I felt the pleasure of urinating, I wondered why I was doing this.
　
"Mmmm... mmm... mmm..."
　
"Oof! It's not coming out anymore, head!"
　
　Ignoring what I said, Chris started sucking on the head of my penis. It was a very beautiful sight to watch, but when I thought that it was Lady Eris who was doing this, I felt somehow sorry. I wondered what I was making Lady Eris do.
　
"Phew! It was delicious. Thank you for the meal, Assistant."
　
"What are you saying with that smile on your face, boss..."
　
"From now on, I'm going to drink all of your pee, assistant!"
　
"Please spare me..."
　
"Even if you say you don't like it, I'll drink it!"
　
　I sighed as Eris-sama said something incomprehensible. But, to be honest, the act of desecrating my beloved Eris-sama felt like it really satisfied my desire to dominate and my self-esteem. It seemed like it might become a habit.
　
"Boss, I'm going out. I assume you're going to the dungeon?"
　
"That's right, that was the purpose! Let's go!"
　
"Yes, yes."
　
　I followed Chris, who was in high spirits. Well, it was a request from Lady Eris. Let's accomplish it. Besides, I received a reward that was too much for retrieving the sacred artifact. I couldn't give up now.
　
"Are you having fun right now, boss?"
　
"Yes! Thanks to you, most of my worries have disappeared!"
　
"Is that so..."
　
If Lady Eris could laugh, I would feel that everything I have done was validated.
　
　Chris and Yunyun had a bit of a fuss about drinking urine, but let's leave that aside for now. And now, we're at the magic goods shop in the royal capital. We came to buy the things we need to conquer the dungeon. As expected, the selection is better than Wiz's shop. In fact, there are a lot of interesting magic potions, such as paralysis potions and poison potions. Best of all, all the products are decent and don't have any strange drawbacks. That's the biggest thing.
　
"Well then, boss. I leave it to you."
　
"I get it, assistant. I'm a professional dungeon explorer, a thief."
　
　Saying this, Chris began looking around for magical items. Then I called out to Yunyun, who had been looking around restlessly for a while.
　
"Yunyun, if there's anything you like, you can buy it. I'll pay for it."
　
"Is that so? Well then, please don't hesitate!"
　
　Seeing Yunyun rushing to buy the goods, I also started looking around. I'll buy some things to help me in battle. Potions to recover various things, cure abnormal conditions... and a potion to increase vitality? I'll buy this too.
　After a while, we each spread out the items we thought we needed on a table set up in the store.
　
"I have the essential items for the dungeon, the 'Scroll of Forced Teleportation' for emergency escape, the 'Barrier Stone' to create a place to rest, and also the 'Beast Repellent Bell' to reduce the chances of encountering monsters."
　
"Hmmm..."
　
"I have something similar. It's a manatite that stores enough magical power for one teleport, and an 'Inferno Scroll' that can be activated instantly."
　
"Okay, I bought them all."
　
"Immediate decision?!"
　
　Chris is surprised, but it can't be helped since they're all useful items. If this were Aqua, she would have brought the oddly shaped rock from the wagon first. Maybe I should buy one as a souvenir for her...
　After paying, I handed Yunyun and the others the items they had purchased, as well as the items I had chosen and bought.
　
"Here, take this."
　
"A recovery potion and a potion to cure abnormal conditions..."
　
"Assistant, that scroll was expensive, but this potion is top quality."
　
"Of course! After all, Aqua isn't here!"
　
　Yes, it's pretty tough without Aqua. Not running out of gas is enough, but her ability to cure abnormal conditions, use instant healing magic, and even revive people makes her the strongest healer.
　Well, having him there will surely bring about some trouble. But I know that if we're together, we'll somehow be able to get through any trouble. Speaking of which, I left him behind, but I wonder if he's feeling lonely. I'm starting to get worried.
　
"Kazuma-san..."
　
"…………"
　
"What's wrong you guys? Don't worry about the money."
　
"yes……"
　
"…………"
　
　Yunyun and the others suddenly seemed depressed, and I began to wonder. Did I say something bad?
　
"Yunyun, there's that cake buffet you wanted to go to this afternoon, right? I don't know what it is, but cheer up."
　
"R-Right. Chris, it's a cake buffet! Let's go quickly!"
　
"A cake buffet! I love sweets too!"
　
　I chased after the two of them who were running at a brisk pace. I wondered if girls really had a sweet tooth. That's what I was thinking.
　
　That night, we took a bath together, and just like yesterday, we had fun on the stool and made Chris pass out with deep throating. Then, I gently soothed the frustrated Yunyun in bed. It was late at night, so I left the two of them sleeping soundly and headed out into the royal capital at night.
　
"Hmm, this extraordinary feeling is nice."
　
　I couldn't help but mutter something like that. The royal capital was bustling with people, even though it was late at night. I never got bored of watching the drunks, touts, provocatively dressed street prostitutes, and the police cracking down on them. And my excitement naturally rose. I was originally a resident of this time zone. I took out a thin booklet from my pocket. It was a "Prostitution Information Magazine" that I had received as a bonus when I bought a guidebook.
　
"Hmm... I'm really curious about this 'Puff Puff Shop'."
　
　Naturally, my feet were about to head in that direction, when suddenly, the image of Yunyun's sleeping face came to mind. What was I doing with her there? Also, I had never thought about this before, but there was the risk of disease in the sex industry. If it was a low-quality pink salon, the risk would be even greater. I couldn't pass on an STD to her. I threw the pamphlet into a nearby trash can.
　
Then, as I was passing through an alley with no streetlights, someone bumped into me.
　
"Sorry, Big Brother... but you...! Hmm!?"
　
It was a familiar face. I remember it was the girl I'd caught yesterday trying to steal my wallet and had tried to punish her with sex. I caught her again and dragged her further into the darkness. Then I threw her to the ground.
　
"You again? I'm gonna rape you this time."
　
"Eeek!? Please spare me that!"
　
Ignoring his words, I stretched out my arm to administer the punishment...
　
"Kazuma-san is a terrible rapist, so I have to relieve his sexual desires!"
　
The image of Yunyun's face as she said that with a pout came to mind. "I'm not a rapist," I replied to the Yunyun in my head.
　
"bind!"
　
"Wh-what are you planning to do?!"
　
"Nothing, see you then."
　
　With any luck, she'll be safe until the binds are released. I leave the bound girl screaming like that. Then, I buy some midnight snacks and cheap alcohol and head home.
　I thought about my plans for tomorrow. Conquering a dungeon, it seemed like a crazy adventure. And if I get tired from fighting, I can do something erotic and relax. Wouldn't that be great? I started humming.
　
"Okay, when we get home, let's play some naughty pranks on the sleeping Yunyun!"
　
The laughter of the scum of humanity echoed through the alley.