Short videogame about vampire daddy and a story behind it!

So..here is a story - today me and my husband went to search for a trustworthy car mechanic because our car's headlights burned out and because of the complex design, replacing the headlights cost a lot of money because the replacement required completely removing the front of the car (to get to the headlights). and we were so stressed because it would cost a lot...

It turned out that this was an attempt by mechanics to raise the whole price because in the end we found a very small town with an incredibly good and honest mechanic who fixed our headlights for only 20 euros! It blew our minds.... Mechanic (a handsome italian daddy!) just said "well it's not like it's difficult. Those lights cost just 6 euro!" (and he even had spare lights - expensive mechanics didn't even have them and told that we should order them and wait for them to arrive first!).

And so we sit for an hour in a bar, waiting for the mechanic to finish the job, there is no Internet because the town is small. It was medieval and lost in the heart of Italy, there are even ancient ruined hundreds of years old houses (I attached a photo), and I get bored.

I try to find the internet but chrome says "no connection" and I see that google chrome game "dinosaur runner"... And I start playing. And I play, I play it because I like it, and I want to run and earn points.

And then... I get an idea!

Why should I play this primitive game with a dinosaur and cacti when I can make a quick runner game with a vampire daddy who chases Van Helsing who stole his pet, and jumps over obstacles and sucks cocks to get power for jumping! And I could play this game if I find myself in a similar situation, and this will be the best option.

So yeah...i've been thinking about making my first finished game for so long and i wanted to make it VERY simple (because the games i have in mind are complex and in the process) and it would give my Patreon subscribers some stuff to play with while i'm busy with other games.

So yeah let's see how it goes! (i just drew these sprites. for now vampire's name will be Sir.Archibald Cumpire - do you like it?)