アンタよね?若い娘を攫うブラツタサンタって奴は its you? the one who kidnaps young women is Dark Santa?
...わしは生まれて一度も女性と交遊せず年をとってしまった... ...I grew old without ever having sex with a woman in my life...
わしはそれが悔しくて悔しくて...I'm so disappointed in that...
だから何? so what?
今更後悔しても遅いんだから It's too late to regret it now
後悔ではない啓蒙だよ It's not regret, it's enlightenment. It's not a regret
It's enlightening
儂のような寂しい思いをする男を減らすため In order to reduce the number of men who feel lonely like me
若い娘を攫い届ける I kidnap young women
折角だ君にも協力して貰うよ I'll take the trouble to ask for your cooperation.
ふざけるな!ここから出しなさい!!! Don't be ridiculous! Get me out of here!!!