"First Line" 🎅Secret Santa🎅 Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN

Below are the submission entries for this month's special Secret Santa edition of the "First Line" Pick of the Month contest. The winning audio for this month's contest will be included as one of the 12 Day's of Secret Santa audios.

🆕Since the 'lines' were a little longer this month and exceed the character limit for Patreon's poll restrictions, I've numbered each entry below. Please vote in the poll, based on the number associated with your favorite entry. 🆕

The last day to vote will be December 17th.

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.

FIRST LINE ENTRIES: 

#1. "They left me in charge of planning the secret Santa, so I rigged it. I plan on being the gift at the office Christmas party! Can't wait for them all to unwrap me  "

#2.“ ::sigh:: Seems so empty at the frat house over Winter Break…wish I had some company…”

#3."My gift is a pack of 50 condoms, and a note? It says. We all lust after you so much, and would love to help fill them now, if you are willing. After we would appreciate a picture of you with them all filled up scattered on, and around you, as a keep sake?!"

#4. So, I told everyone it was a coupon to a salon, but the note said to wait till everyone left and meet you in your office sir. Why do you have champagne and a blindfold here, Sir?

#5. No you didn’t misread the signals I was giving, my husband, the Preacher, and your wife have been too close, you know what they are up to, so we are here at the altar while they are next door in the rec hall, and we’re going to have our own revenge. So drop those pants “Santa” I want my present now!

#6. ::doorbell sound:: “Well, hey boys! It was so nice of you to invite your old Swim Coach to your Holiday Party…am I early? It just seems to be you guys here”