While traveling the lands of Hyrule, the wandering minstrel Kass happened upon a ruined castle from before the calamity. Seems a lonely Darknut had moved in since then. Kass didn't stand a chance to escape... but while he waits to be rescued, you may hear his sultry tune~
"Armored brute, nuts so dark,
Cavorting through the forest green.
Trills a song from the lark,
Amongst the ruins, they can be seen.
Speak of the pain of my pride,
if only it was so strong.
Alas, he has hit his stride,
And the night is still so long."