"I'm sure you've all seen the video... but let me tell you my side of the story: When Troy Magnum--the first string QB!--asked me--a third-string wide receiver!--if I wanted to help him raise money for charity, WHO WAS I to say "NO" to Troy Magnum!? That sexy piece of dobie ass--confident, self-assured, and extremely skilled, no doubt would be getting full-ride scholarships to more schools than he knew of. Little did I know my position on the team was about to change..."
[EDIT]: Fixed Sigma's tattoo. Fixed REC in the camcorder.