Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 5 - Quickies
Added 2020-04-01 13:00:14 +0000 UTCALL JOKES ARE CANCELLED!!!!
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ππ€£APRIL FOOL'S!!!! ππ€£
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Here's a few extra quick ones for this April Fool's Day!
ββ1- I pββroposed tββo mββy eββx-wife tββoday
She sββaid nββo. Sββhe tββhinks Iββ'm jββust aββfter mββy mββoney.
2- Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his dick inside Princess Leia for the first time?
...it was Luke warm.
3- I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video...
He was super psyched, until I fucked the pizza guy.
4- I asked my wife why she never tells me when she orgasms...
She told me she doesn't want to bother me while I'm at work.
5- A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with the question,
"What do you think is your biggest weakness?β The man thinks for a moment, the n says, βI think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty.β The interviewer says, βI donβt think thatβs a weakness.β The man then says, βI donβt give a #%^& what you think!β
Happy April Everyone!
Comments
I liked the exwife one too!! :) Damn right he was after HIS money!! LOL
Lush in Lace
2020-04-03 02:35:12 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£ love The porn/pizza guy one ππ»
Skiesta
2020-04-02 23:17:26 +0000 UTC
