[NSFW] [M4F] 4 in 40 [Failed]
Added 2025-03-16 03:00:03 +0000 UTCListen to this to get your brain rewired
So, as some of you may know, I decided to open a few commission slots, and I will be releasing them here as I am working through them.
I understand some of them may be niche, and those will be kept exclusive to the commissioners. But obviously, as soon as I gave up control to someone, the first commission I got was to f*** myself and have as many orgasms as possible, until I was “as dehydrated as a raisin scorching in the desert sun“, and I figured that probably reflected what a good number of you would choose for, if given the opportunity.
If you're a fan of bitchy moaning, extreme overstimulation, cum play, and some masochism, then buckle up.
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Half way through ans I need a break 🫠
Gen
2025-10-10 21:40:37 +0000 UTC12:04 22:32 33:35 bookmarks for research purposes
Daddyslittledefect
2025-10-03 19:01:17 +0000 UTCjoint in my hand, listening to this like a podcast
takenforpomegranate
2025-10-03 12:29:51 +0000 UTCdoes it really matter that u couldn't reach 4 when ur WHIMPERING like THAT by the end? its a win regardless imo
moon
2025-08-29 09:42:34 +0000 UTCGosh Bloomie has the prettiest sounding moans. Pure symphony to my ears
Lfny08
2025-08-09 11:45:14 +0000 UTCI see what you mean
Sajwa your bunny
2025-07-17 10:08:23 +0000 UTCthis is my first time listening to this and i'm so obsessed omg >_<
ihrtvanilla 🤍
2025-05-14 04:10:24 +0000 UTCdecided to revisit this again, the frustrated "fuck" at 21:37 still hits 🫠
Vera Saturday
2025-04-29 07:40:01 +0000 UTCGetting off steam with this on a work break: big f***ing mistake
Daine Fluck
2025-04-24 07:30:29 +0000 UTCThat "Fuck" at 21:37 so easily puts me in the mood. Jesus... I listen to it every time I want to be in the mood lmao
Biet 𐙚 ̊
2025-04-17 19:00:57 +0000 UTCFfs! Why am I back here again?! AGAIN???!! Answer: Helps me sleep (chronic insomnia!). Whoever suggested this is a brilliant genius! 🙏 Ps: *Send help*! 🤦♀️
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-04-15 01:49:31 +0000 UTCOh no! Ive accidentally stumbled back in here...! Doh! What a terrible mistake... Now I'm stuck for another 42 minutes. Shit...
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-04-05 03:12:14 +0000 UTCIm just wondering how someone can cum that much😭😭
Christelle Ng
2025-04-04 11:51:17 +0000 UTCFirst time using my adult money on Patreon, no regrets whatsoever😭✊🏽
Christelle Ng
2025-04-04 11:50:51 +0000 UTCWell. That may well have been the best 42 minutes of my life! The frenzied screaming in this was unreal! Talk about dedication to your art! 🫨 Hero. Thank you for your service, Bloom! 💋
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-04-02 02:50:35 +0000 UTC10 minutes in. Im gonna be listening to this like a You Tube ASMR thunderstorm sleep aid video for fucking MONTHS! One orgasm down... *annnd... Breathe... *
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-04-02 02:19:04 +0000 UTCJust joined... Scrolling through... This was my first choice of audio... Well, fuck me! Thank you for sending me here, Reddit! Christ almighty! 🤯
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-04-02 02:09:26 +0000 UTCdamn i've never had an original experience 😔
FreakyMinionCar
2025-03-31 10:18:22 +0000 UTCi love relistening to this and timing myself to cum when you say “fuck” at 21:37 😮💨
k
2025-03-31 10:14:00 +0000 UTCI kept finding myself laughing or smiling due to how much of a pleasure slut you are 💕💕omg this was so cute thank u
tulip
2025-03-31 03:47:34 +0000 UTCI want that timestamp tattooed on me to acknowledge that who I was before it vs. after are not the same person. Smh.
Cali
2025-03-27 18:46:40 +0000 UTCBOOOOMSHAKALAKA SHOUTOUT TO WHOMEVER COMMISSIONED THIS UR FOR THE PEOPLE TYTYTY
k
2025-03-24 20:39:57 +0000 UTC💀 this made me cackle
k
2025-03-24 20:38:50 +0000 UTCOh our sweet Bloomie…you did soo well! Good job!
sweet treat
2025-03-23 02:16:59 +0000 UTCfuck yeah I love hearing you moan like a bitch
blaze
2025-03-22 19:06:49 +0000 UTCBloom is so whiny
Crum
2025-03-20 17:06:42 +0000 UTCI am listening disrespectfully
Sly Blue
2025-03-20 06:19:49 +0000 UTCnot to sound biased or anything but i’m always so partial to hear you fuck a fleshlight because you can really hear hard you’re working for it. <3
bobaboobie
2025-03-20 05:24:26 +0000 UTCnot me listening to this while annotating a 20 page article lmaoo. literally had to pause at 21:37 just cause i was so caught off guard by the way you said fuck 🥵. so far this has been scrumptious! now to continue... 👀
octo
2025-03-20 04:15:23 +0000 UTCgod you sound wrecked by the end
westwind01
2025-03-20 00:09:56 +0000 UTCfinally listened to this the entire way through and . BLOOM YOU'RE SO SOSOSO CUTE the whining and moaning had me smiling ear to ear like a perv pls do it more 🙂↕️🙂↕️
meghan
2025-03-19 19:58:09 +0000 UTCThe lights are on but nobody’s hommmmmeeeeeee 😭😭🙏 my brain is a mess
Emmm
2025-03-19 07:46:18 +0000 UTCAlso lol @ how many times I have listened to this over the last few days 😂 Send help Thank you for gifting us with this masterpiece Bloom ❤️
Ashleymoe
2025-03-18 22:02:01 +0000 UTCTo whoever commissioned this: thank you.
The Infamous LSD
2025-03-18 09:28:42 +0000 UTCI'm sat ... on my toy 🧎♀️🫠
Hannah
2025-03-17 21:15:04 +0000 UTCNeeded new sheets after this one...sounds like you do too 😂
Chaos
2025-03-17 18:16:50 +0000 UTCFuuuuuuckin hell, Bloomie 😍not fair
Chaos
2025-03-17 17:31:58 +0000 UTCi will never get over that lil curse on the 2nd round 💔
vivi
2025-03-17 09:42:33 +0000 UTCon LOOOOOOOOP keep crying i crave it
vivi
2025-03-17 09:40:52 +0000 UTC😳🫠
Jackie S.
2025-03-17 05:29:40 +0000 UTCholy fuck
kaiya
2025-03-17 05:13:48 +0000 UTCI have nothing decent to say
sil
2025-03-17 04:55:27 +0000 UTCthat "Fuck"... aaah just 10/10
Biet 𐙚 ̊
2025-03-16 22:11:34 +0000 UTCwe should not ever have this kind of power over you but i am sooo glad we do
julie
2025-03-16 21:39:12 +0000 UTCyou did such a good job 💗
julie
2025-03-16 21:30:57 +0000 UTCI’m a cave diver and bloom just cracked a joke.
ava
2025-03-16 20:48:50 +0000 UTCThe quote 😭😂 I hope you're feeling okay after all that
FavouriteFelony
2025-03-16 20:17:50 +0000 UTCor whatever that is said lmao
Biet 𐙚 ̊
2025-03-16 20:13:50 +0000 UTCThank you, lovely commissioner 🧎🏻♀️
Biet 𐙚 ̊
2025-03-16 20:12:49 +0000 UTCCheck his twitter. He usually announces when he opens the commissions there
ava
2025-03-16 18:54:34 +0000 UTCTo whomever commissioned this, I hope all of your traffic lights are green and your pillow is always cool. 🙏🏻😌
Ashleymoe
2025-03-16 15:38:23 +0000 UTCgod bless whoever commissioned this
meghan
2025-03-16 14:12:58 +0000 UTCMore self control than me 😭 🫡
Emmm
2025-03-16 12:49:38 +0000 UTCReal this is why I’ve avoided dating while in this weird mental bubble bc god knows what I’ll do 😭
Emmm
2025-03-16 12:46:40 +0000 UTCHow deranged am I on a scale of 1-10 for listening to this while trying to set up an emulator just to play Kirby? 🤔
Emmm
2025-03-16 12:44:44 +0000 UTCLayed down in a field after an open air party still on acid. Your moans have the prettiest otherworldly colors I've ever seen. Feels like a literal cosmic treat. Gonna binge until I come down now.
Vina
2025-03-16 09:33:37 +0000 UTCyeah you did your absolute biggest one here like literally… im floored. waiter waiter!! more torture please 😁🍽️
sariyha
2025-03-16 07:57:27 +0000 UTCThank you to whoever commissioned this and bloom for going through with it 🫡
Dove
2025-03-16 07:34:57 +0000 UTCThat little thing in 22:36. Oh man I don’t know it altered something in my brain. Though I don’t think it mattered cause my brain was mush by the end of this lmao
Dove
2025-03-16 07:34:15 +0000 UTCI couldn't breathe when you softly whimpering🥺 so sweet bloomie, I will treat it as a gift❤️
Wood
2025-03-16 06:28:19 +0000 UTC21:37 in particular ☠️☠️☠️
Scylla
2025-03-16 05:20:04 +0000 UTCUpdate: Scylla is deceased ☠️ rip this killed her 😵
Scylla
2025-03-16 05:18:03 +0000 UTCI'm saving this as a reward.... what a great motivation (ง •̀ᴗ•́)ง Thank you as always Bloom🖤
Daine Fluck
2025-03-16 05:13:13 +0000 UTCWHATEVER BRO MY BRAIN STOPPED WORKING
overlay
2025-03-16 04:54:41 +0000 UTCCorrection. I believe it was “dehydrated beef jerky”☝️🤓
nakedrawchicken
2025-03-16 04:54:10 +0000 UTCI feel super out of the loop commission slots ?? How does one acquire that 🫶🏽❤️
Lunawolfxx
2025-03-16 04:48:43 +0000 UTC*insert freaky sonic gif* ty blooomiee 🫶
FreakyMinionCar
2025-03-16 04:21:37 +0000 UTCWE ARE SO UP ! Thank you for this blessing king, you ate
Anubis
2025-03-16 04:17:08 +0000 UTCAw, I don’t like the failed tag. You did so good! That was a lot to ask of anyone. Thank you for sharing ❤️
carriemeaway
2025-03-16 03:58:44 +0000 UTCI have no words…just thank you 💙💜
Saturn 🪐
2025-03-16 03:53:26 +0000 UTCYour voice when you beg sounds so sweet you are so fucking hot
kort
2025-03-16 03:49:25 +0000 UTCIdk what to do with myself omggg. This was too good
Priscilla Q
2025-03-16 03:41:02 +0000 UTCI fear that if I had a boyfriend who sounded like this he would die of dehydration i would NOT leave that man alone
Caelia
2025-03-16 03:37:28 +0000 UTCthe small “i’m gonna try” in the beginning-🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
cely
2025-03-16 03:21:21 +0000 UTComfg DINNERS READY
giggleshitter
2025-03-16 03:12:18 +0000 UTCSaw the title and made awooga cartoon eyes
kort
2025-03-16 03:08:46 +0000 UTC😈 SUFFERRRRR 🤣 ty to the commissioner O7
Scylla
2025-03-16 03:07:30 +0000 UTCLITERALLY
n
2025-03-16 03:01:55 +0000 UTCYALL HUSH UP MY SHOW IS ON
frankie
2025-03-16 03:01:01 +0000 UTC
