ALL STARS - Da Biggest War Machine!

Hello, producers! The little eldar here in the Play On Workshop are making up something Big for the next ALL STARS game between James and Steve.... no... "big" isn't the right word... REALLY BIG is probably the right phrase.... GARGANTuan even.

Anyways! Here is your first task as producers! James is going to be including a Super Heavy selection in his list that has been lovingly been named "Gerry, the God Stomper". Now, in order for James to play this model... well... it needs rules. House rules. Rules we make up! So, producers! Your time has come! You get to make up your own rules for a 40k unit that will be played on the channel.

Gerry, the God Stomper!

Here is how the creation of Gerry is going to work. I have posted below some sub headings with photos along with names for each of the profiles and weapons. We are now going to hold a profile writing contest. Type into the comments section of this post your submissions for Gerry's stat line and weapon profiles and some/all of them could be chosen by a member of the Play On Team to be represented in game!

*We are looking for rules that could legitimately be found in a game of 40k. Try your best to submit rules that are both fair and fun! Good Luck!*

Gerry's Profile

Gerry is a BIG boy... so, let's start with his point value. He is going to cost James 1000pts to use (yes, he is that big). Please submit a profile of your own design for him to use that you believe represents the model the best. Please have your submission match this example:

M: X", WS: X+, BS: X+, S: X, T:X, W: X, A: X, Ld: X, Sv: X+

If the profile degrades, please provide that too.

The Gut Busta Cannon!

The first of Gerry's ridiculously big weapons! Think about what the main cannon's profile would look like and submit in this format

Range: X", Type: Heavy X, Strength: X, AP: -X, Damage: X, Special Rules: (if any)

The God Stomper Mega Saw

The second of Gerry's ridiculously big weapons! Think about what Gerry's Combat Weapon profile would look like and submit in this format

Range: Melee, Type: Melee, Strength: X, AP: -X, Damage: X, Special Rules: (if any)

Gerry's Gun Collection

Gerry's right arm is covered in guns, three to be exact and they all need profiles! Please submit profiles for the following weapons using the previous format.

- The Godly Gatling Gun

- The Boom Boom Blasta

- The Deadly Death Ray

Gerry is our Special Little (not so little) Guy!

Finally, I would like you to submit any and all special rules you think that Gerry should have. These could be rules like invulnerable saves, defensive abilities, offensive abilities, whatever you feel fits!

We will select profiles, weapons, and rules on an item by item basis. You may notice that some of your ideas are taken but not all of them (or maybe all of them!) there is always a chance! I am excited to see your submissions!

All Submissions will be taken from the comments section below and all submissions must be finalized by Thursday, August 12th, @ 11:59 PST.