Ian Tyler Erotica

Shuffleboard

Added 2023-12-17 18:16:58 +0000 UTC

I don't check post data anymore (I used to obsess over it way too much...), but I'm guessing that this is still probably my most successful post on tumblr. VIP members, check out the photo that inspired it all on Discord. Also, I want to write some holiday stories for the end of this year, so let me know if anyone has requests!

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There’s this shuffleboard game at our local bar that I’m the master at. I had a win streak that was months long, but still, my friends always challenged me, just in case they could get lucky. Tonight, after a hard day at work, my friend bet me he could finally beat me, and I agreed. And then, I lost… badly. Our friends began the smack talk, and I took it all- the score hadn’t even been close. I pulled out my wallet, but I’d apparently used my last bill on my beer. Without any money, I started betting clothes, but he wouldn’t let me walk away from the table.

Three games later, I’d stepped out of my socks and shoes and was pulling my pants off, right there in the middle of the bar. I’d thought it be easier to strip to my boxers instead of going shirtless… that is, until I remembered that I’d forgotten to bring a spare change of underwear to the gym with me that morning.

I stood there as all of my friends were treated to the sight of my hairy ass in my tight, sweaty jockstrap. One loss later, I unbuttoned my shirt and dropped it to the floor as well. Sweat was dripping down my body as dozens of people were being treated to my body. And then, after another game that I was way too distracted to win, he was walking towards me. With my hands covering my blushing face, my underwear was pulled to the floor, and my cock bounced into view.

How would I ever live this down?