Dicknipple Diaries #8 - Starlight Glimmer
I'm really happy I'm not the only perverted pony in this world that loves having penises for nipples. Twilight, you are the greatest thing to ever happen to magic and alchemy. Looking through your notes, I think I know how to help fix the issue with longevity. I'd happily let this be a new addition to my life, even at the cost of any and all future relationships, but some of the girls don't seem thrilled at the prospect of readjusting their lives. When I have the free time, I'll meet you in your lab and we can reformulate this product. But please, don't throw away the current iteration... I may want it later...
I'm sure the question on everypony's lips is who's next?