Use as Instructed
Added 2024-07-18 15:00:11 +0000 UTCWhen Ray received the package in the mail for the penis enlargement pills he ordered from a startup company overseas, he couldn't be more ecstatic. He stripped naked and held the bottle of pills in front of his nose to get a better look at the dosage instructions. 'Take 1 pill every day for the next year. Typical growth after one year is 1-3 inches, USE AS INSTRUCTED!' the label read.
"A year? That's way too long! I gotta get out there and impress some guys while I'm still young!" Ray dismayed jokingly.
He dumped a handful of the pills in his palm.
"One a day," he mocked to himself, "this should be good enough to get started and see some results."
He threw the handful of pills back and chewed them thoroughly before swallowing hard.
Ray soon found out why you should heed the dosage label on pill bottles. He even found out what was in the pills to cause the growth in the first place. On the bright side, he's definitely now going to be able to impress any man he meets.
