ORK GROTS GONE GROG
Added 2025-09-16 14:43:27 +0000 UTCEver blacked out on a battlefield an' woke up spoonin' a squig, missin' both boots, and somehow holdin' someone else's Slugga? These grots have - and they call it Tuesday.
Introducing the ORK GROTS GONE GROG set - three warzone warriors too drunk to walk but too stubborn to lie down properly. This ain't just a display piece. It's a grog-soaked diorama of pure Orky shame and pride, locked in a heroic group wobble across a scenic 50mm base.
You've got one grot barely upright, cheeks puffed, tryin' to keep his stomach from eruptin.' Another screamin' a victory anthem (or maybe a threat?) with a mug in each hand. And then there's the third - face-down, bootless, bein' dragged across the dirt like a sack of teef, still clutchin' a bottle and a Slugga like it's sacred duty.
This mini is loud, leaky, and legendary. Perfect for terrain scatter, objective markers, or just givin' yer Big Mek somethin' to be embarrassed about. Stick it on your display shelf, drop it on your gaming table, or gift it to that mate who always goes AFK during Gorkmas drinks.
This drunken trio is ready to roll - just don't ask them in which direction.
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