Upcoming Movie Clues
Added 2024-06-04 18:01:49 +0000 UTC
Channel your inner wisdom and solve these clues…
Laser Mission (1989)
Small Soldiers (1998)
Deliverance (1972)
TC 2000 (1993)
Just pulled out my Laser Mission DVD to prep for tomorrow’s episode. I bought it at least 15 years ago and it’s finally coming in handy.
Josh Hollis
2024-06-10 00:36:05 +0000 UTC
I like the pattern this year of including a really good movie (conventionally speaking) and a so-bad-its-good movie each month.
Stewart Wattson
2024-06-09 04:11:25 +0000 UTC
For real? Troubling. . .
Stewart Wattson
2024-06-09 04:09:26 +0000 UTC
Too bad some people are comments bullies.
Thea Michailides
2024-06-09 02:05:19 +0000 UTC
(Fan voice) when is Stanger bringing back Southern Racist Goblin Cop? He was my favorite 😍
Oldmancoyoteface
2024-06-09 02:03:53 +0000 UTC
Thanks man!! I was like 30 seconds in when I saw your comment and switched from Tubi to YouTube. The difference in quality is night and day.
Morgan Currie
2024-06-09 01:19:20 +0000 UTC
5 minutes in and I'm already rocking to the theme song twice and upset this is my first (but not last) time watching it 🤘
Matt Matecki
2024-06-08 21:26:28 +0000 UTC
Do I gotta be the one to say it? Small Soldiers ep practically demands the return of Stanger Gorgon?!
Haunted Screen
2024-06-08 08:30:15 +0000 UTC
Only the dankest nugs this month
Raygun Busch
2024-06-08 06:17:29 +0000 UTC
I've been hoping for Laser Mission for ages and I hope everyone loves it as much as I do.
Steve S.
2024-06-08 05:40:52 +0000 UTC
I ended up being pretty impressed with the stunts in Laser Mission after watching The Fall Guy, where everything looked like it was covered in PS3-grade CGI
Ash C
2024-06-07 22:13:26 +0000 UTC
Deliverance is such a good book. I remember reading that one in high school. Even before the awful shit happens, it’s a really engaging story about some dudes enjoying a canoeing trip.
I was thinking about James Hong the other day and how excited I got when I spotted him in the Sand Pebbles. Then the Sand Pebbles got me thinking about what a SOLID Richard Crenna movie that is—and, in case the Boyz ever hire that gun-guy, it’s got probably the best BAR action in any movie. Really happy that the Boyz have been covering dad movies because I can get excited about the Sand Pebbles popping up eventually.
Charlie Horgan
2024-06-07 13:32:35 +0000 UTC
Pulled a laser mission vhs out of a thrift pile 2 weeks ago
Raw Dog McQuade
2024-06-07 04:44:26 +0000 UTC
It made me wanna worm fuck a gorge under the moonlight
Raw Dog McQuade
2024-06-07 04:41:55 +0000 UTC
TC 2000 is fun as hell. The end credits has each character do a kata in a black box as their name comes up.
Eric U
2024-06-06 20:21:27 +0000 UTC
Looking forward to comments being completely eliminated. Any ETA on that??
Pumpkin Pie Hair-Cutted Freak
2024-06-06 19:01:15 +0000 UTC
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RODEO BURGER!"
Stephen Navarrete
2024-06-05 22:33:07 +0000 UTC
Couldn’t be more excited for small soldiers
K-Dot
2024-06-05 14:25:38 +0000 UTC
Tommy Lee Jones voice acting is perfect in Small Soldiers!
AMAZING!
2024-06-05 10:10:50 +0000 UTC
We never got the CB4/TC 2000 crossover we needed: TCBY 2004
Fred Skull
2024-06-05 03:08:47 +0000 UTC
Deliverance is my Small Soldiers
Fred Skull
2024-06-05 03:06:46 +0000 UTC
Small Soldiers is my Toy Story
Dustin
2024-06-05 01:18:50 +0000 UTC
I’m squealing with delight for “Deliverance.”
Paul
2024-06-05 00:26:16 +0000 UTC
I always gloss over Hoopla when Justwatch says something is available there - I have library membership at a major university, a city library system and a county one, and none of them have Hoopla access. It feels like a Potemkin streaming service.
Nick C.
2024-06-05 00:12:50 +0000 UTC
Laser Mission is also on Hoopla!
Joe B
2024-06-05 00:05:24 +0000 UTC
I definitely need to see the Action Boyz's heads photoshopped on there
Joshua
2024-06-04 22:48:54 +0000 UTC
Yeah I'm really worried about the visual fidelity of LASER MISSION
bloodflart
2024-06-04 22:28:44 +0000 UTC
Yeah after last month we deserve a Laser Mission as punishment.
bloodflart
2024-06-04 22:26:31 +0000 UTC
Knock Off! That's like a fever dream.
Adam Lewis
2024-06-04 22:23:51 +0000 UTC
Once upon a time I walked into a locker room to hear the following: "I ordered a crossbow on Amazon. I've got plans for that gopher."
Adam Lewis
2024-06-04 22:23:06 +0000 UTC
Laser Mission is on Hoopla. I get hoopla for free with my library card. Hoopla also has The Path to Paradise audiobook
Jeff
2024-06-04 22:17:40 +0000 UTC
Reading Deliverance right now- sort of like how Cockfighter makes you want to learn to fight roosters, Deliverance will make you want to learn how to use a crossbow.
Kris macfalda
2024-06-04 21:32:14 +0000 UTC
It probably was, there was that tweet going around a while back where somebody posted that the schlocky 90's movie they were watching on Tubi had a "Screener only not for resale or duplication" notice that ran before the film. We need to celebrate and support janky-ass Tubi before it gets taken away (Or worse, "improved.")
Nick C.
2024-06-04 21:08:39 +0000 UTC
some Rodge Tapes ass titles
Jon Smith
2024-06-04 20:59:40 +0000 UTC
YouTube is the best bet for Laser Mission. Tubi’s version looks like it was taken from a foreign VHS rip.
Adam Ross
2024-06-04 20:40:05 +0000 UTC
Borgnine voices the Commando Elite who says "What's the matter, don't ya like NINE INCH NAILS" before trying to shoot the kid with a nail gun, right?
Nick C.
2024-06-04 20:22:26 +0000 UTC
The Negotiator, Blade, Ronin and Enemy of the State came out later in '98.
(Looking at a list of 1998 releases, there are a ton of guaranteed future ABZ movies - The Siege, Knock Off, Snake Eyes...)
Nick C.
2024-06-04 19:33:55 +0000 UTC
Laser Mission: Tubi (w/ ads)
Small Soldiers: Max/Cinemax
Deliverance: Rental only
TC 2000: Troma Now!/Freevee (w/ ads)
Saw Small Soldiers at the drive-in on a double bill with Dr. Doolittle in '98. I could swear I watched it again in the last 5 years or so but damned if I can remember it...I want to say the effects hold up but I'm ready to be surprised/disappointed all over again.
Nick C.
2024-06-04 19:22:59 +0000 UTC
They didn't do it?
Seth Buchanan
2024-06-04 19:13:53 +0000 UTC
Finally more Borgnine
Frank Morris
2024-06-04 19:12:29 +0000 UTC
The Matrix(?)
David McElroy
2024-06-04 19:10:42 +0000 UTC
Is Small Soldiers the most recent movie they've done outside of Modren March?
Seth Buchanan
2024-06-04 18:59:45 +0000 UTC
Holy shit I love Small Soldiers
Cole Trickle
2024-06-04 18:40:40 +0000 UTC
only the biggest freaks in the world liked the gorgonite toys more than the commandos . Yes I understand the message of the movie.
Joe B
2024-06-04 18:23:31 +0000 UTC
TC 2000 is dumb trash and I can't wait for the Boyz to discuss it.
Josh Hollis
2024-06-04 18:16:06 +0000 UTC
“There’s just no brand loyalty anymore, man.” -Jeff Bridges
Not enough Jeff Bridges on the Action Boyz, imo.
Paul
2024-06-04 18:15:49 +0000 UTC
Great spread.
FiddlersGreenDay
2024-06-04 18:15:48 +0000 UTC
♫♫it's the most wonderful time, of the month♫♫
David McElroy
2024-06-04 18:13:00 +0000 UTC
Great month to talk more about the Burger King Kid’s Club
HoosierGiczewski
2024-06-04 18:12:12 +0000 UTC
Small soldiers!!
John
2024-06-04 18:11:00 +0000 UTC
Small Soldiers sheesh let’s get it
Horace Jallowman
2024-06-04 18:10:45 +0000 UTC
Bring me the head of Nick Nitro
A cop
2024-06-04 18:09:12 +0000 UTC