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Laser Mission (1989)

Small Soldiers (1998)

Deliverance (1972)

TC 2000 (1993)

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Just pulled out my Laser Mission DVD to prep for tomorrow’s episode. I bought it at least 15 years ago and it’s finally coming in handy.

Josh Hollis

I like the pattern this year of including a really good movie (conventionally speaking) and a so-bad-its-good movie each month.

Stewart Wattson

For real? Troubling. . .

Stewart Wattson

Too bad some people are comments bullies.

Thea Michailides

(Fan voice) when is Stanger bringing back Southern Racist Goblin Cop? He was my favorite 😍

Oldmancoyoteface

Thanks man!! I was like 30 seconds in when I saw your comment and switched from Tubi to YouTube. The difference in quality is night and day.

Morgan Currie

5 minutes in and I'm already rocking to the theme song twice and upset this is my first (but not last) time watching it 🤘

Matt Matecki

Do I gotta be the one to say it? Small Soldiers ep practically demands the return of Stanger Gorgon?!

Haunted Screen

Only the dankest nugs this month

Raygun Busch

I've been hoping for Laser Mission for ages and I hope everyone loves it as much as I do.

Steve S.

I ended up being pretty impressed with the stunts in Laser Mission after watching The Fall Guy, where everything looked like it was covered in PS3-grade CGI

Ash C

Deliverance is such a good book. I remember reading that one in high school. Even before the awful shit happens, it’s a really engaging story about some dudes enjoying a canoeing trip. I was thinking about James Hong the other day and how excited I got when I spotted him in the Sand Pebbles. Then the Sand Pebbles got me thinking about what a SOLID Richard Crenna movie that is—and, in case the Boyz ever hire that gun-guy, it’s got probably the best BAR action in any movie. Really happy that the Boyz have been covering dad movies because I can get excited about the Sand Pebbles popping up eventually.

Charlie Horgan

Pulled a laser mission vhs out of a thrift pile 2 weeks ago

Raw Dog McQuade

It made me wanna worm fuck a gorge under the moonlight

Raw Dog McQuade

TC 2000 is fun as hell. The end credits has each character do a kata in a black box as their name comes up.

Eric U

Looking forward to comments being completely eliminated. Any ETA on that??

Pumpkin Pie Hair-Cutted Freak

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RODEO BURGER!"

Stephen Navarrete

Couldn’t be more excited for small soldiers

K-Dot

Tommy Lee Jones voice acting is perfect in Small Soldiers!

AMAZING!

We never got the CB4/TC 2000 crossover we needed: TCBY 2004

Fred Skull

Deliverance is my Small Soldiers

Fred Skull

Small Soldiers is my Toy Story

Dustin

I’m squealing with delight for “Deliverance.”

Paul

I always gloss over Hoopla when Justwatch says something is available there - I have library membership at a major university, a city library system and a county one, and none of them have Hoopla access. It feels like a Potemkin streaming service.

Nick C.

Laser Mission is also on Hoopla!

Joe B

I definitely need to see the Action Boyz's heads photoshopped on there

Joshua

Yeah I'm really worried about the visual fidelity of LASER MISSION

bloodflart

Yeah after last month we deserve a Laser Mission as punishment.

bloodflart

Knock Off! That's like a fever dream.

Adam Lewis

Once upon a time I walked into a locker room to hear the following: "I ordered a crossbow on Amazon. I've got plans for that gopher."

Adam Lewis

Laser Mission is on Hoopla. I get hoopla for free with my library card. Hoopla also has The Path to Paradise audiobook

Jeff

Reading Deliverance right now- sort of like how Cockfighter makes you want to learn to fight roosters, Deliverance will make you want to learn how to use a crossbow.

Kris macfalda

It probably was, there was that tweet going around a while back where somebody posted that the schlocky 90's movie they were watching on Tubi had a "Screener only not for resale or duplication" notice that ran before the film. We need to celebrate and support janky-ass Tubi before it gets taken away (Or worse, "improved.")

Nick C.

some Rodge Tapes ass titles

Jon Smith

YouTube is the best bet for Laser Mission. Tubi’s version looks like it was taken from a foreign VHS rip.

Adam Ross

Borgnine voices the Commando Elite who says "What's the matter, don't ya like NINE INCH NAILS" before trying to shoot the kid with a nail gun, right?

Nick C.

The Negotiator, Blade, Ronin and Enemy of the State came out later in '98. (Looking at a list of 1998 releases, there are a ton of guaranteed future ABZ movies - The Siege, Knock Off, Snake Eyes...)

Nick C.

Laser Mission: Tubi (w/ ads) Small Soldiers: Max/Cinemax Deliverance: Rental only TC 2000: Troma Now!/Freevee (w/ ads) Saw Small Soldiers at the drive-in on a double bill with Dr. Doolittle in '98. I could swear I watched it again in the last 5 years or so but damned if I can remember it...I want to say the effects hold up but I'm ready to be surprised/disappointed all over again.

Nick C.

They didn't do it?

Seth Buchanan

Finally more Borgnine

Frank Morris

The Matrix(?)

David McElroy

Is Small Soldiers the most recent movie they've done outside of Modren March?

Seth Buchanan

Holy shit I love Small Soldiers

Cole Trickle

only the biggest freaks in the world liked the gorgonite toys more than the commandos . Yes I understand the message of the movie.

Joe B

TC 2000 is dumb trash and I can't wait for the Boyz to discuss it.

Josh Hollis

“There’s just no brand loyalty anymore, man.” -Jeff Bridges Not enough Jeff Bridges on the Action Boyz, imo.

Paul

Great spread.

FiddlersGreenDay

♫♫it's the most wonderful time, of the month♫♫

David McElroy

Great month to talk more about the Burger King Kid’s Club

HoosierGiczewski

Small soldiers!!

John

Small Soldiers sheesh let’s get it

Horace Jallowman

Bring me the head of Nick Nitro

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