VIDEO: Shadow Wolves September 2023

These guys are all so telegenic it seems crazy in retrospect that it took this long to add video.

Goatnapper

Teen Gabrus & Co. definitely named his friend's mom's vibrator after "The Purple Warrior" Scott Steiner. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

Nick C.

I think he does that automatically for free

Nick C.

Stanger giving pure gold

Ray Ray

Second.

Lewdgossiphumor

Figured it out. Thought everyone would like to know.

Richard Trickle

I can’t figure out how to clear the notifications since the update. I can’t delete them or find the 12 other notifications it says I have. Help a gen x fogey out.

Richard Trickle

Discord is filling up, Actionboyz unite

PatrickKilbrogan

Book review: Holly. Enjoyable. SK wearing his politics on his sleeve. Fun villains. Very frustrating phone tag and main character incompetence in the 3rd act to facilitate plot. 3/5 deep fried elf balls

Dr. BleepBloop

Okay buddy... It's a good flick that htis all the tropes most awesome, soooo...

Justin Meacham

Shut the fuck up.

Stefan Siqueland

I just upgraded to Zombie Squad tier, and while I’m loving the perks, what am I gonna do with these 10 pallets of celery juice?

Fred Skull

Hey Action Boyz your sleepin on Turbo Kid

Justin Meacham

I would recommend The Boyz watch Blood Diner for a fun Octooky. Not necessarily for the show but for fun in spooky season.

Jonnykillsaw

I’d like Lou Holtz to be in the rotation

Movie Donkey

god Stanger is so fuckin hot

G

It’s on FreeVee. Don’t worry about commercials. Those two giant tatas are front, and center in the opening credits.

Javier Gonzalez

Will the Zombie Squad seduce and make love to my hottest aunt, and then dedicate an entire episode talking about it? Also, has there been any mention of a YouTube link or Jennifer Connelly's nude scene in Mulholland Falls, yet?

Michael Pemulis

$100 tier you get a personalized voice-mail each month

Degrassi Knoll

I can't help but wonder, did Holmgren grab Mulholland Falls as just a cover and not know that Jennifer Connelly has a way better nude scene than Pam in Barbed Wire, or if he got both tapes for the same purpose?

Captain Sly

I’d really love to wear a T-shirt with Conan saying “I’m friends with your salad, remember?”

Paul Perez

Can’t wait to upgrade to zombie squad status!

Mike Theobald

Can stone doctor frank zalesify my name

bloodflart

Can zombie squad get stanger bot and stanger gorgon back?

Kubu

can stanger travoltify my name

connie voltaire

You’re a slut

Slurp

Can I please downvote this non-Crychek Barnicle

Slurp

What a strange thing to say about someone you’ve never met.

Slurp

That was a TBS watch for me, I think I still have a YouTube link saved for it here

Johnny Tubesocks

Krycheck photoshop the Boyz in to my wedding photos tier how much

Nick Bujak

Will the Zombie Squad also have its own audio feed? (Either full episodes with cooldown or just the cooldown) Video is great for the kids, but I'd love to be able to continue to listen to the cooldowns as I mop and scrub.

Graeme Campbell

I'm joining the Zombie Squad because I heard they'll kiss Stenger on the Cooldown

Giri Busey

This is dope. 👌

clams

Yeah no hesitation on that

Owen RX-0

I’m 💯 payin for the zombie squad tier. Well done boyz for slow rollin this announcement👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽. Yes! I’m a black man who listens to the actions boyz! Use this post to attract future advertisers such as ALLBLK!

RutgerHauerPowerHour

I’m glad you guys hired KC queefs . Sorry KC

John McClane

That was beautiful, can’t wait to sign up for the squad and contribute to the boyz eventually hating discord commenters

Wadi

We’ll continue doing the topics that we’re excited about each month.

Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger

No and we foresee fielding this question a lot. There’s no way to keep youtube links behind a paywall and that’s important to us. We understand if that’s a deal breaker for some people, we are ok with that.

Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger

It's just the AOL AIM of this generation tbh

bloodflart

Oh man morning sickness is tough. Feel better.

Megan

I'm Stanger to the bullshit...never even attempted it

Megan

Any chance this new tier might include the Action Boyz discussing TV eps like MacGyver, The A-Team, Transformers and GI Joe? We also need at least one more appearance by Stanger Bot just to see Stanger's performance and Rodgers' annoyance.

BiPolarBear

Is there any change of getting a private YouTube link for the videos as well, linked in the copy of the Patreon video upload? Patreon video is quite awkward for keeping track of what you've watched, picking up where you left off etc.

So ABZ are the Headgum hunks Wiger always talks about. No wonder he's intimidated, they're gorgeous!

ShangDangus

I started that last week. Wild stuff.

Fred Mercado

The Boyz joke but a streaming service that only had action movies called “Squibs” would get me typing in my debit card number

Brix

I stared at Stanger for one hour and 55 minutes.

tire

That was fucking fantastic. They knocked it out of the park while getting in all the bits we love for potential first timers explained by Stanger while he is getting his leg exercises in. They need to forget about any hesitancy with going video. These last two were great. It'll be ten bucks well spent.

John Hedgepeth

I appreciate what the guys said about shitty streaming services but most of the boyz movie picks I can only see on Tubi or Pluto🤣

RutgerHauerPowerHour

thanks so much!

Bryce Pilaf

Check your email, they did send out a YouTube link: youtu.be/YHp5MX_F17Y?si=6luNFhTsixE8T_dv

Clifford

Is the app intentionally bad or something?

Hammerthrust Von Sexron

Just jankem

bloodflart

Did any one else clock Stanger’s ‘beeg legs’? Hammies lookin thicc

Movie Donkey

I am afraid of discord but will gladly pay $10 a month to support the boyz.

Megan

This was one of the best Wolves episodes ever! I'll go undead for sure

QuimSilver

Man, I can't WAIT to tell Rodgers to wear what makes him happy on Discord!

David Bauer

Right on the money about Prime’s For You, Arena (1989) was at the top of my suggested list right now, haven’t seen it since ‘94 on USA if I had to guess, firing it up

Madeyouread

I think the gwildor lure started when he made the comment “I remember the days we didn’t have to lock our doors”. That’s when the seed was planted.

Jeff

This momentarily cured my horrific morning sickness. Stanger's laugh is so contagious <3

patreon_member

He's here with us right now.

Adam Lewis

Per that one caller, Mullholland Falls could've been more than a smokescreen, Jennifer Connelly is nude in that as well.

Boogie

My wife was watchin Brian Cox on Finding Your Roots last night and all I could hear was the Action Boyz impression as he talked about how all of his great grandfathers and uncles were tossed in Scottish poor houses for being petty thieves and alcoholics

Brian Furey

NGL, it felt a little uncanny at first to put the disembodied voices I’ve come to know and love together with the in-studio footage. But I gotta say, you guys all look great on camera. What the hell, sign me up for the Squad, Boyz!

ValleyGeist

Bryce Pilaf

Do we find out where to score some chingola in the $10 tier?

Gil Slits

Just chiming in to say I love “phones are bad” talk. I find it helpful.

Kevin Thomas Shane

The man hunter caller guy is the funniest thing I’ve heard!

John McClane

I’m going full zombie squad!!

John McClane

Awesome Boyz!!

John McClane

Now I’ve got my Zombie Squad

PatrickKilbrogan

Just a 10er. The first ones always free....

Degrassi Knoll

Love Wimbledon, Stang.

FiddlersGreenDay

As someone who just read Red Dragon, had inattentive parents, hates terfs, and had a gay grandpa, I find this podcast extremely relatable

Mike Cooper

Or bottomfull in his grandfather’s case.

Alan

East Coast would be cool

Deakin Taggart

Video eps are dope but hope they do another live show sometime soon

Dirtiest Shadow Wolves yet. Awesome work, men.

william o'connor

I’m upset I listened to the first hour without knowing it was also a video

Alex

Wait, the coach with the Mulholland Falls tape? He ain’t hiding shit with that tape. He probably wanted to see Jennifer Connelly’s giant tits. Coach actually got more out of that, than Barb Wire in the mid-90’s.

Don Knott Steiner

those of us in the old school post reddit ABZ discord are sweating worried we're getting competition.

Johnny Tubesocks

Yeah I remember it periodically

Bring me the Head of Warren Oates

first taste is free

bloodflart

Is NavyDoc gonna be in the Discord?

PatrickKilbrogan

Not since the early 2010s, never played past Advanced Warfare

Mikey S

COD?

ryan mcgrath

This one was on another level good god

Connor Sheridan

I am just now remembering a show, “Big Wolf on Campus” from the turn of the century. Does it ring a bell for anyone else

Joe B

I love an in studio ep. Casey cracking up is added value.

Irvin

Casey Ryback?

ryan mcgrath

Can I use Rocket Money to make sure I'm subscribed to the highest ActionBoyz tier?

Data Janitor

They posted it already. It's $19.95. Plus S&H.

Michael Pemulis

No CGI blood in the video tier.

Adam Lewis

Price point guesses for Zombie Squad? - mine is $11.

Mikey S

But who will clean up all the janitor jizz after this? They will all no doubt be depleted after this video.

Megan

Video version of Shadow Wolves is an okay start. But if you aren’t setting this up to eventually have a live version, and call fans in to be your ABZ Wack Pack, then what’s the point?

Don Knott Steiner

Dar is definitely the main character of this podcast

Dirk Dribbler

Stanger’s family is a bottomless well.

Alan

So glad you guys are playing around with a video version. I love the audio stuff but more video content sounds awesome.

Pre

Ben’s clearly never played pickup basketball against the 6’2 280lb ballerina who pirouettes, hits a jumper and slams your stomach when you’re guarding him in the post. I swear these dudes are in every gym and they’re fucking impossible to guard if you have a hangover.

Slurp

The boyz in the studio! Yes!

Gavzke