Enter the Ninja (1981)
Added 2019-11-18 11:01:00 +0000 UTCLadyz and Gentlemenz... Welcome to Ninjavember. It seems to start earlier every year- wasn't it just Octooky followed by 2 random weeks? Yet here we are with the first ninja offering, ENTER THE NINJA. This is another Cannon masterpiece. Woah baby, it's a weird one. Fortunately it's got a middle aged, Italian actor with no karate experience and dubbed dialogue as the lead. Come to think of it, maybe it's not that weird - the Bond villain knock off bad guy's office is a YMCA pool and the ninja's best friend is an Albert Brooks looking, cat-daddy voiced cuck. Yeah it's not weird at all, our mistake. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some smoke bombs to plant.
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Hell yeah
Will See
2023-03-17 17:07:17 +0000 UTCEnter the CUCK
Shut It Off
2020-05-17 11:29:32 +0000 UTC
