Die Hard 2 (1990)

Hell yeah

Will See

i busted up every time they said Colonel Sanders...

The Coin Guy

Porntober is coming...

Shmomar

Why can’t I just have one Christmas without saying yippy kai yai yay mother fucker to a bad guy I’m eventually going to brutally murder

Will S.

YES I UNDERSTAND

Fred Skull

Would love to see a "Whose dolly is this???" t-shirt!

FADE IN: Sexy girl is doing a strip tease in a swanky hotel room, behind her huge windows displaying the lights of the Vegas strip. camera zooms out showing a man in a chair surrounded by a several men hooting and hollering, as the woman approaches the chair she straddles the man and the camera spins around showing his face, it's Justin Long, he looks timid and nervous the stripper encourages him to relax and enjoy the ride, she urges him to touch her breasts he is reluctant but gives in, the second his hands land on her chest the hotel door room is kicked in, it's Bruce Willis and Samual L. Jackson. "What I tell you Zeus, I knew this little nerd would be up here getting his rocks off" "You must be one dumb mother fucker if you are gonna vow to marry John Mclain's daughter in the first place, but then to go and do this is a whole new world fo dumb." "You disrespect a mans daughter Mathew and you disrespect him. Everybody out I need a few words with my future son in law" after the room is clear, "Sir I am so sorry, I didn't even want to have a bachelor party, my best man convinced me I.." "Matt, we're just fucking with you, who gives a shit about a lap dance, We need your help, I took a job from the palms running security for some big shot poker tournament and I need a tech guy, change your shorts and meet us in the lobby." Terrorists from 5 European nations attempt to steal all the money from the game, the worlds first billion dollar poker pot, but really their plan is to kidnap each of the players and ransom them for a billion each.

Harry Loomer-Young

Of course

He's always saying "oh I'd love to eat your pussy, but I gotta obey directive 4!"

"jon void"

Blake

yeah! mother fuckers!!!!!

Blake

Since they brought up DJ Khaled, it's probably worth pointing out that DJ Khaled sounds like he was programmed by a Jamaican.

PowersTelephoneBoothe

Also really glad we had some proper Sully talk on the pod: <a href="https://youtu.be/YBluAbEFPjU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/YBluAbEFPjU</a>

meesha

Hey motherfuckers just duct tape the mic cable to the mic. Gabrus was unplugged for the entire recommendation section

Eliana

Hey, apparently Die Hard is just German for “The Hard”

meesha

Lazy Fred Thompson has to be the new shirt design, lets make it happen.

Anthony Vaccaro