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If Looks Could Kill (1991)

IF LOOKS COULD KILL, you'll die when you watch this week's pic because Richard Grieco looks fucking weird. This was such an undertaking the Boyz brought in another Boy, Sean Clements, to assist them on their mission. Only together were the ABZs and Sean able to make sense of Grieco's 26 year old eyebrows, the almost entirely absent high school component of this movie about a high school student turned spy, and the disastrous soundtrack. If this movie were a salad, it would be, by far, the best Julius Caesar salad you've ever had.

If Looks Could Kill (1991)

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Hell yeah

Will See

69oo9998mp mo loo illusory

Sneakers

Shut It Off

Can you please buy a new mic cable for Rodgers

Eliana

Here is the commercial Sean mentioned, you’re all v welcome ✨💐 <a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=0LLgHlJvmtc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/watch?v=0LLgHlJvmtc</a>

Liz Arcury

I think Skeet Ulrich is what you get when you undercook an Ethan Hawke and try to cover it up with dehydrated Johnny Depp flakes

Fred Skull

I’m definitely in the age bracket for the nostalgia factor of this movie. Rented this VHS every other week during the summer of ‘92. I will say that even though Grieco was 26, he looked conservatively 33 while playing the role in “teenage-face”. And while that red Lotus definitely qualified as “bitchin wheels”, I always loved the overly sarcastic tone of the car’s lady voice when she says “Windows Down”, as if to say “congratulations you dumb ginzo fuck, you flipped ALL the switches, here’s your goddamn windows.”

Fred Skull

great ep, btw

Samael

where the hell do you get this movie? no luck anywhere. I even called a video store!

Samael

how much more a month for a working mic

swimfan59

Can we pitch in and buy Rodgers a new mic?

Grant Cosper

I think Skeet Ulrich was meant to be the poor man's Ethan Hawke.

Bonjour Action Boys. Great ep, put it in the highlight reel.

P. Verhoeven

I must have rented the VHS 5 times when I was a kid. Was called Teen Agent in the U.K.


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