The Glimmer Man (1996)
Added 2018-04-09 11:31:00 +0000 UTC"To the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!" Awesome, right?? That is the explanation for the titular character's nickname in this week's pick - GLIMMER MAN. In a weird twist you never see that paid off. Instead it's Segal in peak form - out of shape, playing a non-white character, trying to be funny next to Keenen Ivory Wayans and most of all not glimmering. When this movie tried to give the Boyz the best it's got they said..."If that's the best you got then we're gonna have to kill you!"
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Hell yeah
Will See
2022-11-07 18:44:18 +0000 UTC"Almost a bill" shots fired
2020-08-01 08:44:12 +0000 UTCGet your ugly white ass outta here and don’t come back....
Shut It Off
2020-05-10 01:26:03 +0000 UTC"But I need to eat ass."
2018-04-13 22:32:30 +0000 UTCDone
2018-04-11 23:30:39 +0000 UTCthen pay 5 bucks/month like everyone else you cheap fuck
Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger
2018-04-11 23:05:21 +0000 UTCIt's OK I love you still
2018-04-11 14:54:18 +0000 UTCadd it to top 11 mistakes the actionboyz made
Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger
2018-04-11 14:51:37 +0000 UTCI wait for the deadpan "No" from Stanger after everything he says now
Beelzebub
2018-04-10 22:20:01 +0000 UTCI gotta say, I love when Stanger tricks Rogers and Gabrus. He's gotten you guys good a couple times.
2018-04-09 18:38:22 +0000 UTCAnd to think.. I purchased the Laserdisc of that movie back in the day...
2018-04-09 16:26:59 +0000 UTCMust've gotten it mixed up with Stanger's Oklahoma City bombing tattoo
Andrew Bond
2018-04-09 14:09:59 +0000 UTCA disturbing lack of Shadow Wolves references.
Adam Lane
2018-04-09 14:08:36 +0000 UTCAt the end does Keenan really give a thumbs up to the camera while he has a boner and say "Ima suck on some deer penis, baby"? I haven't seen the movie.
DeadTiredAirplaneFriend
2018-04-09 13:34:34 +0000 UTC
