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Film Sack 715: Judgement Night (1993)

On this week's Film Sack podcast, four young friends, while taking a shortcut en route to a local boxing match, witness a brutal murder which leaves them running for their lives. Show me the money! Ooops, wrong movie. It's Judgement Night!

IBBOTT LYRICS!
Uh huh, Judgement Night's like this

Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is

Judgement Night's like this

Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is

Hey Ray, get us to the game

Sedan? Nah, they're all the same

Test drive a ride that nicely holds us three, a sweet RV

19 inch TV, that's widescreen

Make sure it has a fax machine

Around us, you're just a borderline creep, but then you leap

To a twitchy little man

When shit hits the fan

Got no backbone

No bars on your phone

Blank checks from your dad

You did get this rad RV

Tell me

Why'd you have to go and get the RV off the interstate, Ray?

I see what you're up to, but they don't look like the type to negotiate, Ray

This night's like this, you

And you wheel, and you deal, and talk back

And wise crack with the wrong people

It seems to me, you're gonna be the one that they exterminate, Ray

No, no, no

RANDY POEM
Judgment Night

Some winnebayg-bros; they went out to play,

But traffic jams ensured they'd lose their way.

Chicago's dark, dank alleys smell like doom,

Cuba and Piven can't ease up this gloom.

A gangster spots them; Dennis Leary’s here!

He smokes, he snarls, he shoots, he falls. Oh dear.


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