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142 - Warm Thursday

I return thank you for your patience wooooooooooooooooooooo

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North Jersey babes🩷

Simone Fontes

Bay Area!!! Expensive but it has pretty much all of those things accept snow

lolo

i think you would like connecticut

Ella-Russell Harrelson

i had a nightmare and ran out of the spotify podcasts so i came here and it’s silly that i chose this one to fall back asleep to and that’s what you started the episode with

Marty

I think you would love survivor just start with season 1 and work your way through to at least 20 but go in order

emmie

yayyy hazmah

Mykenzie

Bruh wanna live in the Fortnite map

Evans

Penis

James

sounds like portland is the place for you hamzah

Carsen Keller

I live in the Chicago suburbs so there’s a balance of city and beautiful preserves

mauhmi

No place better than Illinois , or Kentucky. I love my corn states

mauhmi

I live in utah, there’s a large culture change due to Mormons, but it is really beautiful here and I love hiking here and they have good concerts in salt lake or it’s not too far from Las Vegas. I’ve been thinking about Colorado as well cause it has a the beauty of Utah but is better taken care of

Elliot Nielson

ludicrous, but the rapper

Ayah Akkacha

uh oh hes gone again guys....

myra

Place that meets your requirements: right outside the city in the Seattle area, beach mountain and forest

Ben

hamzah where r u

katie

sounds like you needa move to seattle hamzah

nanya

i totally understand your fear about crying at the therapist. ive only been once to talk through a major surgery that i had to get and when i tell you i cried the whole time, i could barely get like three full sentences out. it was just a lot of built up sadness and fear because i had to quit the sport i loved. that was one year ago and at the time i thought it was super embarrassing but looking back on it, it was natural. therapists are literally trained to deal with intense emotions and crying is totally ok!

jayce!

AYYYEEE MY LULLABY IS BACK

eclipse

wonder if hamzah has seen ariana’s (host of love island) crash out from vanderpump rules

emie

Genuinely, for years I’ve been wanting to pee into a measuring jug just to see how much pee my bladder can hold. Never got around to it though. Glad to hear I’m not alone 🫡

Nick

its not the biggest city but its so beautiful and diverse i forgot to add we have the wonderful great lakes!

Hannah

buffalo is so awesome and very easy to adjust from canada since were so close to the border! we have a hefty winter season but NY is so diverse with mountains, valleys, farmland, and city life! 3 hours from pittsburgh and cleveland, 7 hours from nyc and philly driving!!

Hannah

thank you for the advice hamzah 🙏🙏 i’m listening to this at work and i literally stopped in my tracks bc i realized you were reading MY message 😧

Jaydyn Dearing

Dude. Jersey shore. It’s so good

Rah

the austin love was unexpected 😦 you could shake that mans head and it would rattle

alexa

Oh my gosh survivor is amazing you have to watch it. The newer ones aren’t as good but the middle seasons like 20’s and 30’s are the best.

Landry Moore

Salt Lake City is fantastic!

elise parker

san diego!! checks all the boxes and its like a hour and a half from la. perfect weather, beaches, desert, mountains, woods, an hour from snow if you want to visit in the winter... also very diverse. literally san diego county is where you need to be looking......

k

i’d say seattle adjacent, the cost of living in seattle is a bit wack lol

lee

i second this!

lee

Come to Utah

Deiny

Just joined for the love island review!! Plz keep them coming 😫

Heidi Parker

why did that advice almost make me cry and i am not even you, but anyways when i was at my happiest i was almost more anxious/restless - probably not the right wording but from what youre saying it seems like it was similar to what youre feeling rn. someone told me that because i grew up in such a choatic enviornment and kinda had a lot of trauma, that anytime im in a routine or everything is going right for me it makes me extremely nervous and uneasy. as for how to come over that? lol idk. i just really tried to enjoy every day as it came to me - which im sure you already do. maybe this doesnt even pertain to you, but i figured if it COULD help you or even someone else it wouldnt hurt to bring it up. but then again what do i know.

emie

thanks for reading the message from the older slushy! it was refreshing to hear that sort of verbiage come to light and glaze your eyes! perfectly put :) sending you love hamzah

sir rexington

Dude u are literally describing NC. All seasons, mountains, plains, beach. Charlotte and Raleigh are amazing cities.

Stone Steadman

Hamzah I think you’re alone with peeing on your hand

Saarah Hamid

think about Washington state maybe? obvs the weather isn't brill all the time but it's a perfect nature/city proximity balance

Lily Poiner

girl…

taylor

look into Reno, NV it has everything you want in a place to live!

Sabrina

I really like,how he just really being himself and how he really honest I LOVEEE THEMM AHHH

mr_anime_ ma

you have the most child-like wonder I've seen in an adult and its really refreshing

Emma Lernout

Pacific Northwest may be a good compromise for you if you move to the US. Inland SoCal too but it’s so expensive. Socals nice cuz everything is only about an hour away

Ruby Michel-Hall

Bro isn’t wrong about the using the podcast to sleep 😭 I use this and the YouTube out of character to sleep

Jeo

Hudson valley NY what you're describing bahahahaha

Kaiya

Hamzah it sounds like u wanna move to Virginia! Home of Nettspebd!!!!!

dwadwadawwdadwadawda

watching this to go to sleep…how’d he know

daisy aguinada

North Carolina!! We got everything here the Blue Ridge mountains are soooo beautiful and we have great beaches

Makenna

bro just come to washington state breh

Jayna Noble

yes omg was just abt to comment this bro

Jayna Noble

pacific northwest!! washington and oregon are Beautiful

monroe (°_°)

curls are looking soooo good this ep

Stas

if you’re liking reality tv and survivor you should totally try watching big brother !!

seasonedavocado

Lowk Berkeley CA

G

Saying you won’t be offended if people unsubscribe is something I never thought I would hear.

DawsonF300

peeing in a measuring cup IS an original experience

taneahynes

omg please watch australian married at first sight - even just the latest season

Lily

this was a great episode, completely worth the wait imo! (not that i was complaining anyway, you have a life and that comes first) i really respect how vulnerable you can get in these episodes sometimes. as someone who is trying to be less emotionally closed off, it’s really refreshing to see you talk about difficult stuff you experience, especially since you’re doing it for a bunch of ppl u don’t know personally. as for taking down the ai photos u have up, this is a dumb suggestion but maybe you can put ur own drawings up instead? its what i do when i dont wanna buy posters/print out random pictures. i’m not an artist at all but it makes my space feel more personal. sorry for the long-ish comment. you hair looks great!

FatPat

I loved this podcast episode very insightful and eye opening thank u

zahrala123

tx is the obvious answer 🥹✌️

melanie

sounds like you want to live in australia lol , beaches, city & mountains but also not over populated so you can go about 30 mins away from these beach/city and have big land

ava

I hate to break it to you but you are describing New Jersey and tbh I think you’d love it

Sammy Stecyna

based on what you’re saying about america i think you’d love it in maryland! you get mountains and beaches, super close to dc depending on what part you live in but you get a bit of everything! (not gonna dox myself but you literally described my hometown)

sophieswanson

Seattle brother

Braden Miller

hamzah hear me out but california or oregon are lowkey the best places for you there are genuinely so many options in california with it being so large so there's something for everyone

jiji

never a subpar episode with the out of character pod

maya

hamzah you should watch "good will hunting" if you've never seen it. a lot of things you talked about in this ep kept reminding me of the film and i feel like it might resonate with you. it's ok if you think it's stupid but just a little recommendation from me to you😁

ava

welcome back hazmat

kisha

Who need therapy when u got hamza yapping for 5/month am i right? 😂💯

Alex

come 2 oregon

emily

U think u too cool for school 😒

remay

Can you post love island reviews more regularly 🙏🏾

remay

Oh you dont even know… austin playing amaya in her face 💔

remay

Yaaayy glad you’re back 🙌🏼

Saila

No deadass they saved huda just for her to do the same shit 😭

remay

u should watch big brother these last two seasons were good

Oscar

You’re right! a common misconception about heat flow is that “cold” also flows. like if someone says “you’re letting all the cold air out/in” that’s not how it works. A/C units work by taking the warm air from your room and cooling it with refrigerant and pumping it back into your room while pumping the heat released from that process back outside. Temperature is a measure of the average kinetic energy that all the particles possess in your system, heat (typically denoted q) is a measurement of energy exchange in a thermodynamic process, not a property and object has but simply the (in-out) exchange. In other words, the particles in your podcast space have very high entropy (disorder) because they’re moving really fast, and AC unit would decrease the total entropy in your room but increase the total entropy outside by releasing hot air outside, as the second law of thermodynamics demands this balancing act. anyways put a fan facing away toward the entrance or something stay cool hamzah

aryl ester

oregon

Dibora

Sounds like you want to live in North Carolina, beaches, mountains and access to cities all driving distance

Patrick Hynes

can you do blind unboxing w martin and mandyyy🤭🤭❤️

kenzie

HEYYYYYYY

kenzie

welcome back Ham

woop

im also embarrassed for the cast of love island not standing behind Jalen😪

drakesturniolo

hamzah maybe try to get two small fans and put one on one side of the upstairs nook pointing into it and then another fan on the other side pointing out of it. it’s all about circulation. i hope that makes sense and helps

bri

the curls are returning fuck yes

kayla

this was like one of my favorite episodes

ava byers

For Survivor I would recommend STARTING with Season 28! That's one of the most dramatic ones. It's truly such an amazing show, I can't recommend highly enough, I think you'll be obsessed. Also the bathroom mirror phenomenon is known as "depersonalization" if anyone is interested-- it's nothing to be worried about but it makes a lot of sense especially for someone like you who has so much of your image externalized on the internet!

Anna Quinlan

california norcal in specific. i live in stockton and i have sac 45 minutes from me. sf an hour away. beaches nd forests close by. and hiking areas. stockton also has stuff like crumbl and there’s Barely any traffic. you can get anywhere in the town in like ten minutes.

parneet kaur

Boy we are not watching love island

Isra

HELL naw I'm not watching love island. the clips don't entice me whatsoever. is it actually good?

Bart

northern california has all the seasons and near beaches and mountains! I wouldn’t recommend sacramento it’s 120 like every summer. Eureka is really nice year around.

kai peraza

Welcome back!

elise parker

Boi what the hell boi

Ellalalalala

Yes we do 😛 I love Oregon with my heart and soul. If I wasn’t on the west coast I wouldn’t be in America

Ellalalalala

WE MISSED YOU!!!!

charlie🤍

end game in america for all seasons is seattle, washington. i live 30 mins away from seattle w/ traffic. crisp air quality

skahtt

Go to North Carolina

Sam Spears

waking up w a headache is usually stress induced

leena

woooooooooooooo

Sara S.

Another great reality show is married at first sight, especially the Australian one

Dre Axell

Lmaoo you were not lying 😭😭

Aysss

Ok love island yap

Kaylie Susan

RIGHT

casey

my card declines for you once a month but #worth it

gabi

claire is a soldier i would’ve rocked your shit hearing about u talk about the love island contestants 💪

lexie

I like the blue jays shirt

autumn

I dissociate baddddd in restaurant bathrooms

Paisley

I loved this episode i relate a lot

Jane Johnson

Doesn’t Oregon and or upper california have mountains, forest, beaches and the convenience ? 😎

Ronni

Hamzah come to Ohio we have like most of those except the only beach is Lake Erie😂

Trenton

W episode. I’ve realized that circumstances whether it be thoughts, feelings, and perspective cease to exist when you switch your perspective from lacking to complete and that applies to everything. Partners, success, the world its not all set a certain way its our perspective of us, people and the world that seems to be “set”

Ronni

Love island propaganda🫩

Trenton

yay i can sleep tonight

Fyn

Unrequested insight for Hamzah! Boulder is beautiful and people are so friendly but the granola culture is unmatched. Same for SLC just more Mormon

taylor

This pod was just hamzah talking abt love island for 40 mins

Sofea Sabri

Hamzah you would like SLC except the Mormons are insane and incredibly racist 💔

Onlyotherangel

Love the intro lol

Waddle

hello hunny

Areli Anessa

NEED TO BE SPANKED????????

j

yayy good morning we’ve been blessed

bri

hiiii good to see u again

leena

As someone absorbing Love Island content strictly through tik tok clips you’re so right

Onlyotherangel

How do you feel about how Austin feels about Amaya now? I feel bad for Amaya

Amira Tarda

please go to therapy (saying this in a loving way)

Lucie van der Hulst

welcome back hamzert!!

jay

Wish I could listen. I must go to a vegan festival have a good day yall

mauhmi

good morning sister

j

gooooood morning hamzah

lyla torres

Yay best day ever

vic

no hate and i always bitch about the length of the episode but a sub 40 minute episode after a week long wait is kind of wild

Ben

what’s with the watermar

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Hamza plzzz visit Ireland x🇮🇪

Emily

Yay!! I’ve been up for a week straight unable to sleep

Celeste Ward

😆😆😆

Darcey

welcome back

peanut

weeee! time to party!

taylor

Woottt

Beth

Thanks hammy

Mariah Clemens

THE RETURN OF DARK HAIR MASHALLAH

The Dancing Slushy

HAMZAHHH

Star

warmth all around

ellaerin

I'm glad your back!!!!!

Karly m

YAHOOOOOOOOO

sarah

Yaayyy

Dsstiny


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