You have next week's Evil Inc right now! Tensions flare at Evil Inc. as Catnip storms into the office with alarming news: Yet another cape has managed to outmaneuver her. As speculation swirls and fingers point, the team scrambles to determine whether their past efforts to root out a traitor were in vain—or if something more sinister is still at play.
Caption: Several days later...
Cassie Cruz, sitting at her desk with a red mug:
“I... I think the gang has warmed up to me.”
Jeremy, standing across the desk:
“It must be nice to enjoy coffee that hasn’t been possessed by a demon.”
Cassie, smiling and looking at her coffee:
“I dunno... I kinda miss seeing dirty words spelled out in the foam.”
Cassie, smirking:
“My favorite was ‘twatwaffle.’ It really required precision.”
Jeremy, surprised:
“Have the assassination attempts stopped?”
Cassie: “I think so.”
Jeremy: “You think so??”
Jeremy, alarmed, reacting to a mass of green tentacles rising from the drawer that Cassie had just opened:
“Well, you tell me... What’s this about?”
Cassie, calmly sipping coffee while Jeremy is tangled in the tentacles:
“I’d say boundaries... and about three new Human Resources policies.”
[Narration box]:
Just then, Catnip bursts into the office.
Catnip (shouting):
WHERE’S CASSIE?! This is getting ridiculous!
Cassie Cruz:
What’s wrong?
Catnip:
Another cape got the jump on me!
Iron Dragon:
So the men's room wall was right!
Catnip:
No, dummy. They used inside information to thwart my scheme!
Cassie Cruz (shocked):
That’s impossible! We banished the mole in our office!
Cassie Cruz (turning to others):
...didn’t we?
Taylan
2025-07-31 19:20:49 +0000 UTCron
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