Evil Inc full page, week of Oct. 22, 2024

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Transcript

Panel 1:

Narration box: “Meanwhile, the villains pitch their dastardly schemes in Giant Tess’ office...”

Desdemona stands before a whiteboard that details toxins being released into the city’s water supply.

Panel 2:

(Catnip gestures towards a monstrous storm threatening the cityscape.)

Panel 3:

(Count Spurlock enthusiastically presents a chart detailing an airborne attack on citizens wearing masks.)

Panel 4:

Giant Tess, speaking to the group: “Let’s face it. It’s getting harder to tell the difference between a supervillain attack and everyday life.”

Panel 5:

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(Desdemona, Count Spurlock, Catnip, Psy-Chick, Giant Tess, and Lightning Lady are assembled in Tess’ office.)

Desdemona: “Do we still have the monkey ray?”

Count Spurlock: “We can turn the entire city into primates!.”

Psy-Chick: “The entire city was turned into werewolves just a few months ago!”

Giant Tess: “So…?”

Lightning Lady: “So… they loved it!”

Panel 6:

Lightning Lady: “Super strength, heightened senses, endurance for days… and marathon moonlight mating sessions!”

Panel 7:

(Lightning Lady continues in a narration box: “For weeks, I was fielding calls from people who wanted to be turned back.”)

Scene: Lightning Lady on the phone: “I’m sorry, we can’t. We didn’t do that one.”*

*Mister Howell did that… in Chapter 13 / Evil Inc comic #55.

Panel 8:

Giant Tess: “They must’ve been disappointed when you explained we couldn’t turn them into werewolves.”

Panel 9:

Lightning Lady says... nothing

Scene: A person with a box labeled “Evil Inc Werewolf Kit” looks down at the box and sighs. The box contains a furry jacket, a furry hat, a large tank of Rogaine, and a big bottle of Viagra.